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You know you're a martial artist when...

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Last night, my hands were full and I needed to flip a light switch, so I ended up performing a front snap kick like move and used my foot to flip the switch. I just started laughing after a moment as it made me think of this as a humorous topic.

So, how about it? I'll start.

You know you're a martial artist when....

You turn flip light switches with kicks.

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You know you're a martial artist when....

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HA HA HAAAAA!! YESSS I can so relate to this one! :lol:

"The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering."

You know you're a martial artist when....

You type at your keyboard in horse stance.

Or change your son's diaper in nekoashi dachi.

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