krixia82 Posted May 7, 2010 Posted May 7, 2010 when you love to wear bathrobes and start kicking your dad out of the bed.. MMA techniquesfighting techniques
BDPulver Posted May 8, 2010 Posted May 8, 2010 my mom reminded me of this one when I hit shodan.you know your a martial artist when you mom grabs your bo to wake you up cause you almost clocked her in your sleep.
sensei8 Posted May 9, 2010 Posted May 9, 2010 You know that you're a martial artist when you get irritated while talking to your relatives because they have no discipline.ORYou know that you're a martial artist when you find yourself practicing bo staff techniques in miniature with your pencil during dull meetings.And to BDPulver...that was very funny...ROFLMHO! **Proof is on the floor!!!
Mistassailant5 Posted May 12, 2010 Posted May 12, 2010 You know your a martial artist when you automatically attack anyone who bumps into you I am not a fighter, I am a guardian.
Karateka_latino Posted May 23, 2010 Posted May 23, 2010 you know you're a martial artist when you can't help but practice your "bruce Lee's impresions" in the mirror of you bathroom using your towel as a nunchaku....
Jay Posted May 24, 2010 Posted May 24, 2010 You know your a martial artist when you wake up your housemate practicing kicks with toothbrush in mouth. The key to everything is continuity achieved by discipline.
Karateka_latino Posted May 25, 2010 Posted May 25, 2010 you know you'r a martial artist when ... you are walking alone in the night and then you listen something walking behind you and your first reaction is to jump into a fighting stance and yell ..."kiaaaaa"...
Cable Dog Posted June 19, 2010 Posted June 19, 2010 You know you're a martial artist when......your friend taps your arm/shoulder and you circle your arm around his/hers and then have to apologize....stop closing doors with mawashi geri(round house)....practice shotei uchi (palm heel strike) on push-bar doors....you understand all the karate terminology relating to strikes and blocks....when playing games, your friends feel it "only fair" for it to be everyone against you. Faith without deeds, is worthless~Namaste~
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