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Last night, my hands were full and I needed to flip a light switch, so I ended up performing a front snap kick like move and used my foot to flip the switch. I just started laughing after a moment as it made me think of this as a humorous topic.

So, how about it? I'll start.

You know you're a martial artist when....

You turn flip light switches with kicks.

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When most of your games with your kids involve them trying to crawl all over you while you pull guard and sweep them around.

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...you know you're a martial artist when, you no longer use a saw to cut wood.

"The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering."

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You know you're a martial artist when you ask your boss at work a question, he gives you an answer, and you say "hai". This actually happened to me yesterday. I was so embarrassed -- he must think I am really weird. Oh well, at least I didn't bow! :lol:

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When I discovered I no longer use my hands to open a door - a maegeri kekomi does the job just as well. :D

Or a spinning ushiro geri. =]

Some people regard discipline as a chore. For me it is a kind of order that sets me free to fly.


You don't have to blow out someone else's candle in order to let your own flame shine.

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You don't buy clothes you can't kick in...

HA HA HAAAAA!! YESSS I can so relate to this one! :lol:

"The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering."

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