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Your favorite signatures

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So here's a place to put your favorite signatures from the forums and beyond. From the uber geeky to the inspirational, or the just plain funny. I'll start with a few(Yes... I am a geek):

There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't

Gravity... it's the law!

resistance is futile if < 1 ohm

Warning: Rays cast the from this signature travel at over 670,000,000 MPH

Got root?

When you find yourself in the company of a halfling and an ill-tempered Dragon, remember, you do not have to outrun the Dragon

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you just have to outrun the halfling.

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

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I like Heidi's: Student of the arts.

Mine has to do with snowboarding. "Goofy" is my stance on the snowboard (skaters would also understand). Plus I am goofy at times LOL.

I like a few others, but I have to go look for them. I don't remember them off hand.

Laurie F

My favorite signature ever is on this forum actually (it's not mine just to let you know in case I missread something and we were supposed to put our signatures). I don't know who's it is.

The enemy attacks on two occasions:

When you're ready and when you're not ready

That is an awesome signature in my oppinion.

I like:

you suck - train harder

Marie, I actually say that to myself now when I'm getting frustrated during training. Thank you. :)

Only as good as I make myself be, only as bad as I let myself be.


Martial arts are like kinetic chess. Your move.

Wait! That's one of them I liked, also. Thanks baronbvp. I didn't have to look for it.

Laurie F

Sure! It's simple and to the point. (Great job, Marie.)

Only as good as I make myself be, only as bad as I let myself be.


Martial arts are like kinetic chess. Your move.

"Battle doesn't favor the righteous or the just......it favors the prepared."

"When I fight, I prefer to fight on foreign soil. That way, if I lose, I can blame it on the terrain!"

Here is one of my favorites:

"I concede that it was a cheap shot, but it was the only one I could afford!"

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The impossible is real… logic is the illusion

Contentment that derives from knowing

when to be content is eternal contentment.

The sage does nothing, and yet everything is done.

What is springs from what is not.

I am undefeated in all of Asia. Of course, I have never fought in any of Asia. Which pretty much guarantees I'm undefeated there.

Skill without knowledge is worthless.

"Those who sweat the most during peacetime are those that will bleed the

least in war."

I dislike death, however, there are some things I dislike more than death. Therefore, there are times when I will not avoid danger.

Only a warrior chooses pacifism; others are condemned to it.

The only way we will ever ethically and realistcly be able to use swords in combat would be against robots... of course I believe we'll rue the day we ever give robots swords.

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

We are Borg. Resistance is futile.

Only as good as I make myself be, only as bad as I let myself be.


Martial arts are like kinetic chess. Your move.

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