Shotokan-kez Posted November 8, 2006 Posted November 8, 2006 List as many cheesy jokes as possible...i mainly remember them from being a kid.Patient..Doctor doctor i feel like a bridgeDoctor..Whats come over youpatient..Well two lorries, 50 cars, 4 taxi's, and 8 vans Cheesy i know but they all are Walk away and your always a winner. https://www.shikata-shotokan.co.uk
Leopard claw Posted November 8, 2006 Posted November 8, 2006 First guy.. I can't see, I can't see!The second guy.. What's the matter?First guy.. I had my eyes closed!Got to love the Three stooges! How many nuns could a nunchuk chuck if a nunchuk could chuck nuns?
Shotokan-kez Posted November 8, 2006 Author Posted November 8, 2006 What did the biscuit say when it got run over........Oh crumbs! Walk away and your always a winner. https://www.shikata-shotokan.co.uk
Leopard claw Posted November 8, 2006 Posted November 8, 2006 I took a train once, but they made me put it back!Groucho Marx How many nuns could a nunchuk chuck if a nunchuk could chuck nuns?
Shotokan-kez Posted November 8, 2006 Author Posted November 8, 2006 Walk away and your always a winner. https://www.shikata-shotokan.co.uk
Leopard claw Posted November 9, 2006 Posted November 9, 2006 What's the best thing that looks on a lawyer? A Doberman Pinscher! How many nuns could a nunchuk chuck if a nunchuk could chuck nuns?
Leopard claw Posted November 9, 2006 Posted November 9, 2006 Why won't Nija's change a light bulb? They are afraid of the light! Yeah, yeah I know! How many nuns could a nunchuk chuck if a nunchuk could chuck nuns?
bushido_man96 Posted November 9, 2006 Posted November 9, 2006 When asked if he wanted his pizza cut into 4 or 8 pieces, Yogi Berra replied: "Oh, 4, I can't eat 8." https://www.haysgym.comhttp://www.sunyis.com/https://www.aikidoofnorthwestkansas.com
Shotokan-kez Posted November 9, 2006 Author Posted November 9, 2006 These are so cool, keep them coming guys. man..waiter waiter there's a fly in my soup!waiter..don't worry sir, that spider on your bread will soon get rid of it. Walk away and your always a winner. https://www.shikata-shotokan.co.uk
Orion Posted November 16, 2006 Posted November 16, 2006 Why do cows wear bells?Because their horns don't work! Knowing is not enough, we must apply. Willing is not enough, we must do.
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