Shotokan-kez Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Definatly not! YUK. Ryan does that to me all the time, sticks his bottom in the air and then wafts it around in my direction..he is foul lol Walk away and your always a winner. https://www.shikata-shotokan.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rateh Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Occasionally we have a kid in class that has gas. We do sit-ups every class, so the kid passes gas just about every single time they come up in the sit-up. Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. - Nido Qubein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KamasandSais Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 News Paper Headline"Bushido wins with a one whiff KO wind breaking (fart)." "Sword-Chucks yo."Yes, thanks a lot guys. Hey, kamasandsais, that was something that you knew that I did not!! <---blackmail hahahahhaha bushido Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushido_man96 Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 News Paper Headline"Bushido wins with a one whiff KO wind breaking (fart)." I raise my arms in victory!!!!! https://www.haysgym.comhttp://www.sunyis.com/https://www.aikidoofnorthwestkansas.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushido_man96 Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Occasionally we have a kid in class that has gas. We do sit-ups every class, so the kid passes gas just about every single time they come up in the sit-up. Another bad time is while stretching.Incidentally, I have learned to make it a point not to ever eat anything for an hour or two before I go to class. https://www.haysgym.comhttp://www.sunyis.com/https://www.aikidoofnorthwestkansas.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tef Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 I'm 17 and once this little white belt kid rolled up to me literally with a posse in dojo and said, with the sternest voice "I know i have a lower horse stance than you." I didn't have the heart to say to him, "look, you're 7. Of course you have a lower horse stance." So, i went into the lowest horse stance i could, then he goes into an adequate horse stance and beats me. He goes off laughing and singing to his friends "I beat a purple belt. I beat a purple belt!" It was really funny. Destined To Bring Light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonwarrior_keltyr Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 Lol tef. We had a good one tonight. Friday's are sparring night so we spent the majority of class fighting. During the last match between two young kids white and yellow belt the white belt stops in the middle of the fight and waves his hand in the air. Senpai called yame (stop) and then asked him what he needed. In a shy little voice he said "Can I go to the bathroom?" before running off in that direction. We were all killing ourselves laughing. Poor kid! External training without the training of the mind is nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Semaj Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Doing warmups when my pants fall, little by little, halfway down my crack!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyo1991 Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 lol well i have seen kids instead of paying attention to the sensai, he was picking his nose! nobody noticed besides me cuz they were paying attention(lol) but i only noticed cuz i was right next to him on the side he was picking... "ok, well i must warn you, im an orange belt on karateforums!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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