Bless Mommy and Bless Daddy...

[Zapatista]

Here's a joke my Intermediate Macroeconomics professor told today in class (he tells a joke each class period, and this one is the best he's told so far in the semester). I have memory impairment so it's not going to be word for word, but it is pretty close:

There was a little girl who was saying her prayers one night and her dad overheard what she said: "Bless Mommy, bless daddy, bless grandma and goodbye grandpa."

The dad asked the little girl why she said "goodbye grandpa" and she just said it popped into her mind. The next day her grandpa died.

A few months later the dad overheard the little girl again and she said, "Bless mommy, bless daddy, goodbye grandma". Again, the dad took note of the "goodbye grandma" and again the next day grandma died.

Another few months went by before the dad heard the daughter say "bless mommy and goodbye daddy" Hearing this the dad freaked out. The next day he drove slow to work avoiding anything that he thought could kill him and once at the office he locked himself in his office and blocked the door so nobody could get in. He stayed there until midnight and he decided that he was safe and went home. When he got home he told his wife about the horrible day he had and she told him, "I had a horrible day too. For no reason, the mailman dropped dead on the front sidewalk."

[bushido_man96]

There are some similar jokes out there, but I don't think I have heard this version.

[eat_my_fudge]

HaHa! LOL

[Shotokan-kez]

Very good!

[KamasandSais]

:lol:

[patusai]

[aefibird]

Very good!

[french fri25]

lol... very good joke