Zapatista Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Here's a joke my Intermediate Macroeconomics professor told today in class (he tells a joke each class period, and this one is the best he's told so far in the semester). I have memory impairment so it's not going to be word for word, but it is pretty close:There was a little girl who was saying her prayers one night and her dad overheard what she said: "Bless Mommy, bless daddy, bless grandma and goodbye grandpa."The dad asked the little girl why she said "goodbye grandpa" and she just said it popped into her mind. The next day her grandpa died.A few months later the dad overheard the little girl again and she said, "Bless mommy, bless daddy, goodbye grandma". Again, the dad took note of the "goodbye grandma" and again the next day grandma died.Another few months went by before the dad heard the daughter say "bless mommy and goodbye daddy" Hearing this the dad freaked out. The next day he drove slow to work avoiding anything that he thought could kill him and once at the office he locked himself in his office and blocked the door so nobody could get in. He stayed there until midnight and he decided that he was safe and went home. When he got home he told his wife about the horrible day he had and she told him, "I had a horrible day too. For no reason, the mailman dropped dead on the front sidewalk." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushido_man96 Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 There are some similar jokes out there, but I don't think I have heard this version. https://www.haysgym.comhttp://www.sunyis.com/https://www.aikidoofnorthwestkansas.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eat_my_fudge Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 HaHa! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotokan-kez Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Very good! Walk away and your always a winner. https://www.shikata-shotokan.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KamasandSais Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 :lol: "Sword-Chucks yo."Yes, thanks a lot guys. Hey, kamasandsais, that was something that you knew that I did not!! <---blackmail hahahahhaha bushido Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patusai Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 "Don't tell me the sky's the limit because I have seen footprints on the moon!" -- Paul Brandt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aefibird Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Very good! "Was it really worth it? Only time and death may ever tell..." The Beautiful South - The Rose of My CologneSheffield Steelers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french fri25 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 lol... very good joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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