mooseman Posted July 10, 2006 Posted July 10, 2006 someone once asked me if a black belt has to register there hands as deadly weapons.Just to mess with him I said yes and threatened him,twas funny. "YOU are your only opponent in Karate and life""Pain is weakness leaveing your body""There is no glory in practice,But,Without practice,There is no glory.""You must always be prepared to defend yourself and your fellow man."
B 2 DA RYAN Posted July 12, 2006 Author Posted July 12, 2006 someone once asked me if a black belt has to register there hands as deadly weapons.Just to mess with him I said yes and threatened him,twas funny."well I heard that you dont have to unless you know the 5 finger exploding heart attack!" ALWAYS DO YOUR BEST!
Rateh Posted July 12, 2006 Posted July 12, 2006 someone once asked me if a black belt has to register there hands as deadly weapons.Just to mess with him I said yes and threatened him,twas funny."well I heard that you dont have to unless you know the 5 finger exploding heart attack!" "Five finger? I can do it with three!" Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. - Nido Qubein
patusai Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 I don't know karate but I know 7 other Japanese words!The principle at our school told me that when he found out I do karate. Well, actually, he said, "I know Tae Kwon Do, Kung Fu, Karate, and seven other Japanese words," to which I responded, "Tae Kwon Do is Korean, and Kung Fu is Chinese.": "Don't tell me the sky's the limit because I have seen footprints on the moon!" -- Paul Brandt
ShotokanKid Posted July 15, 2006 Posted July 15, 2006 So, can you kick my butt?My response to the next person who asks me that: Sure, turn around. "What we do in life, echoes in eternity.""We must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men."
cathal Posted July 15, 2006 Posted July 15, 2006 I have had a few, with a sucker punch thrown in. One of the ppl I used to work with threw it at my face, which I promptly slapped away. He nodded as though he were my sensei and said "...so Karate has really improved your reaction time". I politely suggested that he go to one of our classes to check on his. .The best victory is when the opponent surrendersof its own accord before there are any actualhostilities...It is best to win without fighting.- Sun-tzu
scottnshelly Posted July 23, 2006 Posted July 23, 2006 I usually get the "black belt from Walmart" and "so you can beat me up" ones. I also hear how they, or their brother, took some lessons when they were a kid or their uncle taught them some stuff. I also get silly references to Mr. Miyagi, Chuck Norris, "Kung Fu Master", "wax on wax off", "hiii ya" and all the others.Who is it out there that's teaching everyone the crane stance and judo chop anyway? There has to be an instructor somewhere that is handing out ranks based solely on the crane stance and judo chop, because I know a lot of people that know those two "deadly moves."
Jiffy Posted July 27, 2006 Posted July 27, 2006 Who is it out there that's teaching everyone the crane stance and judo chop anyway? There has to be an instructor somewhere that is handing out ranks based solely on the crane stance and judo chop, because I know a lot of people that know those two "deadly moves."HAHAHAHA Hillarious!! The mind is like a parachute, it only works when it's open.
KarateGirl1387 Posted July 30, 2006 Posted July 30, 2006 I get annoyed when people (especially total strangers that I serve at work) find out I do karate and then totally assume that I must be ridiculously good at it just because I'm Korean. ("Wow, it must be in your blood!" ) Don't get me wrong, I think I'm great at it, but I'm not super-spectacular, Matrix-esque at it. And being Asian doesn't automatically make you a person who's born with the "martial arts gene." Oy, some people... "It's not just Karate, it's a way of life."
Tef Posted August 6, 2006 Posted August 6, 2006 that reminds me of when people get surprised when i tell them i do MA becuz im latino. Also, my favorite thing to do when people hold weak crane stances is say: "that's nice, now lets see who can hold it longer." Destined To Bring Light
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