June 27, 200620 yr Alright all us MA her this stuff! From friends family,and just plain stupid people.1.so what my little bro got his BB when he was 10! and hes only been doin it for a year and a half!2. You do Karate!? how many peole have you beaten up?3.How many people can you take?4.Judo chop!5.Judo kick!6. wax on, wax off ALWAYS DO YOUR BEST!
June 27, 200620 yr 7. stupid fake "karate" pose that is totally incorrect8. how many bricks can you break? Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. - Nido Qubein
June 27, 200620 yr (wearing ones black belt)"Are you a black belt?" Gi, Yu, Rei, Jin, Makoto, Melyo, Chugo
June 27, 200620 yr 11. Goes out to walmart buys a blackbelt for 6$$, go to school and do totally fake karate moves.12. *Signs up for kung fu* *goes up to the sensei in the begining of the class* "When do I start learning spinning kicks that lets me hang in the air for minutes?"13. Doing the crane stance as a joke.14. "Show me your death moves."15. *Wearing a blackbelt /gi* "WOAH!!! Where do you buy that?!?!"(I never had any of these said to me except for #13 which really isnt a saying...)
June 27, 200620 yr "hiaaaaoooaaauiaaaaa" (supposed to be a kia or bruce lee imitation?) while standing in fake martial arts stance
June 27, 200620 yr How many bricks can you break???Do you take a special class to learn how to yell??? (Kihup)
June 27, 200620 yr LoL I love this one:Them- "Do you break things?"Me- "Yeah, people."(Not of my styles have borad breaking or anything in them). If it works, use it!If not, throw it out!
June 27, 200620 yr "Karate" signs or names for TKD schools. If you think only of hitting, springing, striking or touching the enemy, you will not be able actually to cut him. You must thoroughly research this. - Musashi
June 28, 200620 yr "Yeah, it only takes a year and a half to get your black belt""I teach a secret system that's been handed down from master to student over the generations" There's no place like 127.0.0.1
June 28, 200620 yr Author I do a secret art that i so deadly that if I told you the name of it I would have to kill you.!The secrete of the martial arts what the Governement and the masters dont want you to know! The ultimate kick!It cant be blocked! ALWAYS DO YOUR BEST!
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