patusai Posted June 29, 2006 Posted June 29, 2006 "You ain't studying karate!""I can still kick your...._" "Don't tell me the sky's the limit because I have seen footprints on the moon!" -- Paul Brandt
B 2 DA RYAN Posted June 30, 2006 Author Posted June 30, 2006 I dont know karate but I know K-Razy! ALWAYS DO YOUR BEST!
patusai Posted June 30, 2006 Posted June 30, 2006 I dont know karate but I know K-Razy!For some reason that reminded me of another one...I don't know karate but I know 7 other Japanese words! "Don't tell me the sky's the limit because I have seen footprints on the moon!" -- Paul Brandt
Anbu Alex Posted July 5, 2006 Posted July 5, 2006 when some throws a punch at u and say "why didnt u block that" White belt for life"Destroy the enemies power but leave his life"
Rateh Posted July 6, 2006 Posted July 6, 2006 Today my brother and my brother-in-law were throwing a rubber knife at eachother. It landed near me and I chucked it at my brother, missing. He said "don't you guys learn knife throwing in karate?" I said, "of course, we practice secret ninja knife throwing techniques every Thursday" Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. - Nido Qubein
ps1 Posted July 6, 2006 Posted July 6, 2006 "Yeah...I did karate when I was a kid...I was one belt away from black belt." Why does it seem that everyone was always "just one belt from black belt." "It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenius."
B 2 DA RYAN Posted July 6, 2006 Author Posted July 6, 2006 well my little brother has like,......................twelve trophies and hes been doin it for like 9 months! ALWAYS DO YOUR BEST!
ramymensa Posted July 8, 2006 Posted July 8, 2006 Oh, so you're doing karate? I'd better be careful World Shotokan Karate
jaymac Posted July 8, 2006 Posted July 8, 2006 " I have a black belt too, I bought it at walmart for 10 bucks."I like when people say to me, "do you think you could take me?" I like to respond, well next week my instructor teaches us to fly, so I think after next week, I will be able to take you. A great martial artist is one who is humble and respectful of others.
parkerlineage Posted July 8, 2006 Posted July 8, 2006 I don't know karate but I know 7 other Japanese words!The principle at our school told me that when he found out I do karate. Well, actually, he said, "I know Tae Kwon Do, Kung Fu, Karate, and seven other Japanese words," to which I responded, "Tae Kwon Do is Korean, and Kung Fu is Chinese."Other things I hate:- "Will you teach me how to kill people?" Yes. Jam in the clip, rack the slide, hit the safety, pull the trigger. - "What would you do if I...(random attack)?" Stand here, 'cause you're not actually going to hit me. - "My (relative) has a (ridiculously high rank) in (arbitrary martial art), and s/he showed me some stuff." Oh, that must make you a master, then. - "That doesn't work in the real world." Try me. American Kenpo Karate- First Degree Black Belt"He who hesitates, meditates in a horizontal position."Ed Parker
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