patusai Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 "You ain't studying karate!""I can still kick your...._" "Don't tell me the sky's the limit because I have seen footprints on the moon!" -- Paul Brandt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B 2 DA RYAN Posted June 30, 2006 Author Share Posted June 30, 2006 I dont know karate but I know K-Razy! ALWAYS DO YOUR BEST! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patusai Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 I dont know karate but I know K-Razy!For some reason that reminded me of another one...I don't know karate but I know 7 other Japanese words! "Don't tell me the sky's the limit because I have seen footprints on the moon!" -- Paul Brandt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anbu Alex Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 when some throws a punch at u and say "why didnt u block that" White belt for life"Destroy the enemies power but leave his life" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rateh Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 Today my brother and my brother-in-law were throwing a rubber knife at eachother. It landed near me and I chucked it at my brother, missing. He said "don't you guys learn knife throwing in karate?" I said, "of course, we practice secret ninja knife throwing techniques every Thursday" Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. - Nido Qubein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ps1 Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 "Yeah...I did karate when I was a kid...I was one belt away from black belt." Why does it seem that everyone was always "just one belt from black belt." "It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenius." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B 2 DA RYAN Posted July 6, 2006 Author Share Posted July 6, 2006 well my little brother has like,......................twelve trophies and hes been doin it for like 9 months! ALWAYS DO YOUR BEST! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramymensa Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 Oh, so you're doing karate? I'd better be careful World Shotokan Karate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaymac Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 " I have a black belt too, I bought it at walmart for 10 bucks."I like when people say to me, "do you think you could take me?" I like to respond, well next week my instructor teaches us to fly, so I think after next week, I will be able to take you. A great martial artist is one who is humble and respectful of others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkerlineage Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 I don't know karate but I know 7 other Japanese words!The principle at our school told me that when he found out I do karate. Well, actually, he said, "I know Tae Kwon Do, Kung Fu, Karate, and seven other Japanese words," to which I responded, "Tae Kwon Do is Korean, and Kung Fu is Chinese."Other things I hate:- "Will you teach me how to kill people?" Yes. Jam in the clip, rack the slide, hit the safety, pull the trigger. - "What would you do if I...(random attack)?" Stand here, 'cause you're not actually going to hit me. - "My (relative) has a (ridiculously high rank) in (arbitrary martial art), and s/he showed me some stuff." Oh, that must make you a master, then. - "That doesn't work in the real world." Try me. American Kenpo Karate- First Degree Black Belt"He who hesitates, meditates in a horizontal position."Ed Parker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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