Tiger1962 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 LMAO !! "Never argue with an idiot because they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." ~ Dilbert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traymond Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Guy goes up to a karate or TKD practicioner. "Can you teach me Kung Fu"Guy wears black belt."Where did you learn your martial arts from""Enter the dragon""Look at those chop suey people""Those guys would never make it in a real fight""My style is better than yours""I've mastered martial arts" To fear death is to limit life - Xin Sarith Azuma Phan Wuku Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryukasagi Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 the ever popular "bet you can't hit me" at school where they know i can't hit them anyway or i'd be expelled. Currently a Blue Belt in AKKI Kenpo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozpunker Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 Guy goes up to a karate or TKD practicioner. "Can you teach me Kung Fu"Even though I do a form of freestyle karate my girlfriend still calls it Kung Foo. (Spells it like that too! lol)I may have said this once before. But sometimes when I've been asked to show "one of my moves" I say ok, it's a really quick head kick.I get into a fighting stance, hold it for a second or two and then say... "Pretty fast eh?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the beast Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 I may have said this once before. But sometimes when I've been asked to show "one of my moves" I say ok, it's a really quick head kick.I get into a fighting stance, hold it for a second or two and then say... "Pretty fast eh?"Thats a good one I'll have to use it sometime. Semper Fi , Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stlthofnight Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 "Can you kill somebody?"My response- "Why?"somebody throws ball at my head from behind"why didn't you know that was coming?"Do I have eyes on the back of my head? C'mon, I wear glasses on the two I have!and yes, I frequently hear the Kung Fu Fighting song... "Be Water my friend.""The spirit of defeating a man is the same for ten million men." Miyamoto Mushahi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sensei8 Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 I was playing pool with some of my friends and after the game one of my friends asked me..."You say you're a black belt in karate, yet, with all of your so-called black belt and all, why is your hand and eye coordination so bad in a simple game of pool?"My response was..."I'm sorry! I've never seen a pool table, not one time, in my Dojo nor have I ever seen any classes on the schedule for learning how to play pool or anybody taking pool lessons in my Dojo. I think I was cheated! "Although all of us got a good laugh from it! **Proof is on the floor!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackbelt94 Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 1)stupid people asking if i could kill someone2)people asking to fight me3)saying karate and tae kwon do are the same thing There is little honor in going down. There is no honor in going down without a fight. --- Victory dwells in the individual, not the style Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okami Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 This annoys all you grasshoppers???? Ok its really a test but I shouldn't really tell you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blade96 Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 my thoughts when I heard these said are in italics.My grandmother when my mother told her I'm doing Karate "What's she doing that for?' because it's no good for meFellow at the arena where I ice -skate when my friend told him I'm doing karate: "please don't beat me up" uhh that's not the point of MA the point is self transformation and self improvement/enhancementMan working in the sports shop where I bought my gi in september: " Oh you're goin Karate - in'? You'll have a blackbelt in a year" for a sports store worker who sells gi's you should know you don't get a bb in a year One of my other friends when I told him of my Shotokan training "when do you get to break bricks?" we don't and not all MA involve breaking bricks/boards Some people regard discipline as a chore. For me it is a kind of order that sets me free to fly.You don't have to blow out someone else's candle in order to let your own flame shine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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