B 2 DA RYAN Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 Alright all us MA her this stuff! From friends family,and just plain stupid people.1.so what my little bro got his BB when he was 10! and hes only been doin it for a year and a half!2. You do Karate!? how many peole have you beaten up?3.How many people can you take?4.Judo chop!5.Judo kick!6. wax on, wax off ALWAYS DO YOUR BEST! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rateh Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 7. stupid fake "karate" pose that is totally incorrect8. how many bricks can you break? Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. - Nido Qubein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yasutsune Makoto Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 (wearing ones black belt)"Are you a black belt?" Gi, Yu, Rei, Jin, Makoto, Melyo, Chugo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheezy Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 11. Goes out to walmart buys a blackbelt for 6$$, go to school and do totally fake karate moves.12. *Signs up for kung fu* *goes up to the sensei in the begining of the class* "When do I start learning spinning kicks that lets me hang in the air for minutes?"13. Doing the crane stance as a joke.14. "Show me your death moves."15. *Wearing a blackbelt /gi* "WOAH!!! Where do you buy that?!?!"(I never had any of these said to me except for #13 which really isnt a saying...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fosforlu Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 "hiaaaaoooaaauiaaaaa" (supposed to be a kia or bruce lee imitation?) while standing in fake martial arts stance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckorskill007 Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 How many bricks can you break???Do you take a special class to learn how to yell??? (Kihup) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UseoForce Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 LoL I love this one:Them- "Do you break things?"Me- "Yeah, people."(Not of my styles have borad breaking or anything in them). If it works, use it!If not, throw it out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerDude Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 "Karate" signs or names for TKD schools. If you think only of hitting, springing, striking or touching the enemy, you will not be able actually to cut him. You must thoroughly research this. - Musashi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordtariel Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 "Yeah, it only takes a year and a half to get your black belt""I teach a secret system that's been handed down from master to student over the generations" There's no place like 127.0.0.1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B 2 DA RYAN Posted June 28, 2006 Author Share Posted June 28, 2006 I do a secret art that i so deadly that if I told you the name of it I would have to kill you.!The secrete of the martial arts what the Governement and the masters dont want you to know! The ultimate kick!It cant be blocked! ALWAYS DO YOUR BEST! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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