karatekid101 Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 Does anyone here know your Mamma's jokes? I got one: your Momma is so fat that she was Baptised at Sea World! KarateKid101"The answers to life aren't in the back of the book"- Charlie Brown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P.A.L Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 good one, i think i heard this in a movieyour momma......... she wakes up in sections. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardHangHong Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Your Momma's so fat her blood type is Ragu! Richard Hang HongChief InstructorSeitou Ryu KarateFind me on Facebook!Seitou Ryu Karate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace2021 Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 From Scary Movie 3:"your mother is so fat, smaller fat women orbit her." A New Age Dawns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeet Kune Do Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Your momma is so stupid, she bought a solar powered flash light A drop of sweat spent in practice is a drop of blood saved in a battle.A person who say it cannot be done should not interrupt the man doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeet Kune Do Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 (edited) ooops, sorry about triple post, The Debug mode thing made me think that my posts were not going through Edited June 22, 2006 by Jeet Kune Do A drop of sweat spent in practice is a drop of blood saved in a battle.A person who say it cannot be done should not interrupt the man doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeet Kune Do Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 and this one A drop of sweat spent in practice is a drop of blood saved in a battle.A person who say it cannot be done should not interrupt the man doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNerny Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Your momma is so fat her belt size is equator. McNerny A good technique is beautiful but a beautiful technique is not always good. -Hirokazu Kanazawa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shui Tora Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Your momma is so fat that when she has a shower, her feet don't get wet... To know the road ahead; ask those coming back... ~ Chinese Proverb" The ultimate aim of Karate lies not in victory or defeat, but in the perfection of the character of its participants. " ~ Master Funakoshi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red J Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Your momma is so fat that she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out. I had to lose my mind to come to my senses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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