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Does anyone here know your Mamma's jokes?

I got one: your Momma is so fat that she was Baptised at Sea World! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

KarateKid101

"The answers to life aren't in the back of the book"

- Charlie Brown

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Posted

good one,

i think i heard this in a movie

your momma......... she wakes up in sections.

  • 2 weeks later...
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Your momma is so stupid, she bought a solar powered flash light :lol:

A drop of sweat spent in practice is a drop of blood saved in a battle.

A person who say it cannot be done should not interrupt the man doing it.

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ooops, sorry about triple post, The Debug mode thing made me think that my posts were not going through

Edited by Jeet Kune Do

A drop of sweat spent in practice is a drop of blood saved in a battle.

A person who say it cannot be done should not interrupt the man doing it.

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and this one

A drop of sweat spent in practice is a drop of blood saved in a battle.

A person who say it cannot be done should not interrupt the man doing it.

  • 2 weeks later...
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Your momma is so fat her belt size is equator.

McNerny

A good technique is beautiful but a beautiful technique is not always good.

-Hirokazu Kanazawa

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Your momma is so fat that when she has a shower, her feet don't get wet... :lol:

To know the road ahead; ask those coming back... ~ Chinese Proverb



" The ultimate aim of Karate lies not in victory or defeat, but in the perfection of the character of its participants. " ~ Master Funakoshi

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Your momma is so fat that she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.

I had to lose my mind to come to my senses.

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