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Defending Against Being Attacked By a Piece of Fresh Fruit

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The boat oar thread got me thinking. What's the oddest weapon you've ever trained with?

For me, it was, and I'm not kidding, a carrot. A seminar speaker, explaining the value of using ordinary household implements as weapons, produced from his bag a carrot, then in all seriousness attempted to show us the many benefits of utilizing a piece of produce as a weapon. We really thought it was a joke, initially, until we realized he was dead serious. It was rather difficult to keep a straight face until the end of the demonstration.

I wonder if he was a big Monty Python fan. :-?

Respectfully,

Sohan

"If I cannot become one of extraordinary accomplishment, I will not walk the earth." Zen Master Nakahara Nantenbo

 

"A man who has attained mastery of an art reveals it in his every action." Samuarai maxim

 

"Knowing others is wisdom; knowing yourself is Enlightenment." Lao-Tzu

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That's cool! I haven't really used anything crazy as an improvised weapon, mostly sticks and such, but my friend bought this steel reinforced 3 foot stuffed moose that was sturdy enough for someone to use it as a bench. He then got a video on using a bench as a weapon like in the jackie chan movies and is currently trying to learn moose-fu.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Moose fu.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Respectfully,

Sohan

"If I cannot become one of extraordinary accomplishment, I will not walk the earth." Zen Master Nakahara Nantenbo

 

"A man who has attained mastery of an art reveals it in his every action." Samuarai maxim

 

"Knowing others is wisdom; knowing yourself is Enlightenment." Lao-Tzu

Hehe...moose.

I sometimes use my wife as a weapon. She is small enough to pick up and twirl around, so if we are in a self defense situation, I know I will be able to pick her up, and use her body as a shield and strike with her.

She doesn't know it yet, but I do....

Hehe...moose.

I sometimes use my wife as a weapon. She is small enough to pick up and twirl around, so if we are in a self defense situation, I know I will be able to pick her up, and use her body as a shield and strike with her.

She doesn't know it yet, but I do....

ROFL!!! That's hystarical!

I think for me it was a plate and spatchula (sp?) also for a self defense class..

Although keys and a credit card is pretty sweet too!

~BBB

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I tried to explain "car kata" in my shorin ryu class but was met with this...

:weirdlook: :weirdlook: :weirdlook: :weirdlook: :weirdlook: :weirdlook:

..........:karate:..........

Respectfully,

Sohan

"If I cannot become one of extraordinary accomplishment, I will not walk the earth." Zen Master Nakahara Nantenbo

 

"A man who has attained mastery of an art reveals it in his every action." Samuarai maxim

 

"Knowing others is wisdom; knowing yourself is Enlightenment." Lao-Tzu

The most unique non-weapons I've ever been shown to use are keys and credit cards. My favorite is a small, tactical flashlight.

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wowwwwwwww weird weapon.

was it like in matilda? she made the carrot go up her brothers nose! lol

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