Grimslade Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 Here is a list of movies that are a liiiitle off. 1. Master of the flying guillotine2. Petey wheatstraw the devils son in law3. Montey Python and the holy grail (absolutely hilarious)4. Top secret5. Killer clowns from outer spaceanyone seen any of these "I am your judge, Executioner, jury, Executioner, lawyer, prosecutor, and if necessary... your Executioner"
TAZ Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 All Jean Claude Van Damme movies. Don't get me wrong, he is a great kicker, but IMO that's it. "Blessed be the Lord my Rock, and my keen and firm Strength, Who teaches my hands to war and my fingers to fight." Psalm 144:1
topdawg Posted December 14, 2005 Posted December 14, 2005 The Brainsmasher, A love Story. we're not ninjas A computer beat me in a game of chess once but it was no match for me in a kickboxing match
fallen_milkman Posted December 14, 2005 Posted December 14, 2005 Dead Alive...Peter Jackson directed it. It's a zombie-ish movie. There is a scene with a lawnmower used as a weapon...hilarious!I always thought Orgazmo was pretty strange and also hilarious.Cheerleader Ninjas. God-awful. A friend of mine rented it for some reason. The movie somehow combines "teen" girls, ninjas battles, and softcore pornography. Also, an internet virus that turns people into mind controlled zombies. Sometimes, a movie can be so bad it's funny. This one is so bad, it's beyond funny and into unwatchable. We turned it off after 45 minutes of its almost 2 hour length. 36 styles of danger
Grimslade Posted December 18, 2005 Author Posted December 18, 2005 Cheerleader Ninjas. God-awful. A friend of mine rented it for some reason. The movie somehow combines "teen" girls, ninjas battles, and softcore pornography. Also, an internet virus that turns people into mind controlled zombies. Sometimes, a movie can be so bad it's funny. This one is so bad, it's beyond funny and into unwatchable. We turned it off after 45 minutes of its almost 2 hour length.Im going to rent it just to see what your talking about... "I am your judge, Executioner, jury, Executioner, lawyer, prosecutor, and if necessary... your Executioner"
Flying_Tiger Posted December 22, 2005 Posted December 22, 2005 Ravenous--Strange, not badMad Dog and Glory--Quirkey, not badSatan's Little Helper--just plain badExpiramental Deviant Vixens 9--Strange, may be bad, dependant on viewpoint. For me?, I don't get into waste functions. Inspector: Well, you have two options, either you come in peace, and prepare to be dissected. Or, if you come to take over our planet, we surrender. Zoidberg: A win win scenario! Who cares! I'm meeting new people!
Damien Van Damme Posted December 22, 2005 Posted December 22, 2005 Here is a list of movies that are a liiiitle off. 1. Master of the flying guillotine2. Petey wheatstraw the devils son in law3. Montey Python and the holy grail (absolutely hilarious)4. Top secret5. Killer clowns from outer spaceanyone seen any of theseI own Master of Flying Guillotine and it is awesome It is definitely weird, but all in all it was good and quite entertaining! Especially the guy from India who could stretch his arms ~Suffering is Inevitable~
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