alsey Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 some of my favorites:"he who laughs last, laughs best. he who laughs at chuck norris, dies.""chuck norris could shoot someone and still have time to roundhouse them in the face before the bullet hit.""chuck norris makes onions cry.""chuck norris lives in a round house." "Gently return to the simple physical sensation of the breath. Then do it again, and again, and again. Somewhere in this process, you will come face-to-face with the sudden and shocking realization that you are completely crazy. Your mind is a shrieking, gibbering madhouse on wheels." - ven. henepola gunaratana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiffy Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 These are great!!! I wonder if Chuck has come across these himself?? I would imagine so.Chuck, if you're reading this, we all love you. LOL The mind is like a parachute, it only works when it's open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushido_man96 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 He was on the Tonight's show or something like that once, and he was asked about them. He knew about them, but couldn't understand where they came from. I think he enjoys them, though. I know I would. https://www.haysgym.comhttp://www.sunyis.com/https://www.aikidoofnorthwestkansas.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorbasan Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 better site for thesehttps://www.chucknorrisfacts.com Now you use head for something other than target. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_72 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 We had a list of "Chuck Norris" facts in Iraq hahaha, their hilarious. My favorite:"Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiffy Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 HAHAHAHA, I love it! The mind is like a parachute, it only works when it's open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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