phatkata Posted December 22, 2005 Posted December 22, 2005 YEAH Chuck Norris is cool and is second to Bruce Lee.
ps1 Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 Everything on the website seems to be in good order. I just need to add the following:"When Chuck Norris was born, death by roundhouse kick rose by 13,000 percent." -unknown-and this testimonial "During the filming of an episode of Walker Texas Ranger, a lamb was still born. Chuck brought it back to life by rubbing it with his man-beard. As a crowd gathered to see the miracle Chuck roundhouse kicked it. It died instantly. He just had to remind everyone...Chuck giveth...and good Chuck...he taketh away!" -unknown-You know...Chuck Norris really is a great guy. But these really are some funny jokes too. "It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenius."
SigungWhite Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 This is great stuff.sigung White 34 years in the Martial Arts, Certified Police Trainer. Member of the Professional Karate Commission, IAOMAS, Fist Law Society, Director of the Molum Combat Arts Association and the MLCAA Honor Society
Karateka_latino Posted March 13, 2006 Posted March 13, 2006 At least, Chuck Norris isn't offended by them. He apreciate the jokes. He's a good person.
HumanTyphoon Posted March 13, 2006 Posted March 13, 2006 Yeah, he thought some of them were pretty funny himself.My favorite one is....there is no theory of evolution. Only a list of animals that Chuck allows to live. If you take a crooked path and have to go through a cliff. Either hope there is a bridge, or learn to fly.
Red J Posted March 13, 2006 Posted March 13, 2006 I've heard that Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. The tough part about that is that he has never cried. He was on the "Best Darn Sports Show" reading his favorites. He was a good sport about it. Of course, it is just more publicity and awareness about his book. I had to lose my mind to come to my senses.
Smitty Posted May 29, 2006 Posted May 29, 2006 Most of these facts are in fact true, such as this one:Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"Wtf? Are you mad or someit?This is one hundred percent true.Did anyone else hear that Congress rejected a bill for the 22nd straight year that would make Chuck Norris the official death penalty in Texas? They say "a fatal roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris is more of an honor than a penalty".
patusai Posted May 29, 2006 Posted May 29, 2006 All I have to say about this is that I thank God the Chuck is on our side! "Don't tell me the sky's the limit because I have seen footprints on the moon!" -- Paul Brandt
marie curie Posted May 29, 2006 Posted May 29, 2006 Two words:Sidekicks Rocks! You suck-train harder.......................Don't block with your faceA good traveler has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving. -Lao Tzu
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