One day the devil challenged God to a Taekwondo tournament. Smiling, God proclaimed, "You don't have a chance, I have some of the greatest ancient Taekkyo masters up here". "Yes", snickered the devil, "but I have all the referees down here."

 

 

hahah thats good

 

here is a martial arts oxymoron for you......i get a kick outta it......others might think im crazy but oh well

 

"JUDO-CHOP"

Lol Austin Powers rocks

Hey PC

 

There is such thing as a Judo chop

 

Atemi isn't practiced in modern Olympic Judo but in the real thing it's there!

 

As with many competition based arts - the tail is now wagging the donkey

 

 

ok... let's get back with the jokes!

 

Two old black belts continued to compete in Taekwondo tournaments well past their prime. One day, while relaxing after yet another competition, they were chatting and wondering if Taekwondo tournaments were held in heaven. They made a pact that whomever passed away first would come back and let the other know. About a week later, one of them passed away. A few days later, the surviving black belt saw an apparition of his old buddy.

 

"Well!" asked the surviving black belt, "Are there any Taekwondo tournaments in heaven?" "I have some good news and some bad news for you," replied the apparition. "The good news is that, yes, there are Taekwondo tournaments in heaven." "The bad news is that your first match is tomorrow afternoon."

 

 

I was sparring a white belt and I was not aloud to kick him so I started jumbping around. I kept side stepping him but than I though what if a jumped forward well as soon as I jumped forward he front kicked me right between the legs. I quickly fell to the ground. my grand master came over and spanked which is supposed to help do some thing. Me nephew was watching came up to me and asked me if it hurt alot. wat can I say I am a joke...

Nice match!!

hahahahaha Thats weeping me out.

 

 

Okay here's a few from my 8 year old ....

 

How do cattle defend themselves?

 

they use cow-a-ti (karate)

 

What tree is a karate champion?

 

Spruce Lee

 

What is small, round and green, and know karate?

 

Bruce Pea

 

How's that for "clean"???.... I said he was 8 right???

 

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[ This Message was edited by: KickChick on 2002-05-29 12:39 ]

haha nice