Joecooke007 Posted March 10, 2002 Posted March 10, 2002 Take these two thoughts into mind. 1. When you walk across an intersection half of the trucks say dodge on them the others don't give warning and just say RAM! 2. In pro is the opposite on con then the opposite of progress must be congress. Boards don't hit back. -Bruce Lee
CTpizzaboy Posted March 12, 2002 Posted March 12, 2002 Nice use of play-on words, Shakespear. If a butthead is a person talking out of their as$, then why can't they fart out of their mouth. I must have alot of time on my hands to be typing this. Not really, I'm just good at procrastinating. Canh T.I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversations.
SaiFightsMS Posted March 13, 2002 Posted March 13, 2002 Maybe a burb with kimchee breath is something akin to emitting flatus with the mouth.
CTpizzaboy Posted March 13, 2002 Posted March 13, 2002 (smiling) I love kimchee. Offering kimchee: A good way to detour unwanted guest. Canh T.I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversations.
three60roundhouse Posted March 14, 2002 Posted March 14, 2002 I read in a record book once that the shortest sentance in the English language is, "I am." Could it be that "I go." is the longest? 1st dan Tae Kwon DoYellow Belt Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu16 Years OldGirls kick butt!
Kicks Posted October 1, 2004 Posted October 1, 2004 The shortest poem is one called Fleas. It goes: Adam had 'em when you create the world's largest trailer park, you're going to have tornadoes
gcav Posted October 4, 2004 Posted October 4, 2004 Train like your life depends on it....Because it does.
solar_kid Posted October 10, 2004 Posted October 10, 2004 My favorite short joke: A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch." I tried for ten minutes to explain it to my grandma, but she just didn't get it. ----Hmm. Hello. This is the floor. How did I get here?
47MartialMan Posted October 10, 2004 Posted October 10, 2004 If a particular medicine or drug has many side effects, why get other medicines or drugs to counter those side effects? Then those medicines or drugs have other side effects , why get .........
foreveryoung001 Posted October 10, 2004 Posted October 10, 2004 Why do we drive our cars on a parkway, but we park in a drive way? Why are things sent by ship call cargo, but if they're sent sent by a truck they are call shipment? Shouldn't it be called a "truckment"? A thermos can keep things hot and it can keep things cold, but how does it know when to do which? And my personal favorite from Steven Wright: I you were going the speed of light of light in your car, and then you turned your lights on, would they do anything? Student: "Why did you hit that guy with a chair? Why didn't you use your karate?"Master: "Hitting him with a chair was the only karate I could think of at the time."Lesson: Practice until you don't have to think.
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