this is pretty funny as well, in a crazy way.

 

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

 

[ This Message was edited by: Maciej on 2002-03-07 16:56 ]

LOL...I've been on this site and was gonna post but I couldn't remember the URL.

 

I think It's great.

Scene 1:

 

Ninjas walk down street to go eat some food. Ninjas are all wearing black and looking totally sweet. There is some awesome music playing in the background to get the audience really pumped. Then some dude jumps out of nowhere. The ninjas start beating this guy’s ass bad. Then the dude starts trying to run away, but one ninja pulls out a ninja star (ninja weapon) and throws it at the dude. The ninja star cuts the guy’s head totally off. The head rolls over near this old dog that looks at the head and barfs all over the place, including the camera, which is awesome. The ninjas then start flying and everybody starts screaming. Then the scene ends.

 

Scene 2:

 

A ninja is sleeping at his house. Some idiot walks by singing a super annoying song. Then the ninja wakes up super pissed and ready to rock. The guy just keeps walking and singing, while the ninja starts cutting down a building. When the guy walks by the building, it falls on him. (When the building is falling, a guitar will be wailing hard in the background.) There will be a close up of the dude’s feet sticking out from under the building. The feet explode all over the place, because of blood pressure. Then we see that the ninja was playing the guitar. Then the ninja starts flipping out hard and totally wails on the guitar. Then all these babes start coming out of nowhere and ninja starts wailing even harder (if that’s even possible). Then the camera starts fading out and then explodes.

 

Ninja BABE

 

Scene 1:

 

There is this super rich stupid idiot who lives in a humongous house. At his house, this guy has babes lying all over the place. The next scene is hot. The guy takes this super hot babe back to his room to make-out. The audience will think that the hot babe is a normal babe, but, yeah right, she's a ninja. The ninja woman smashes the guy's head like a melon. Then all these dogs come out of nowhere and the ninja woman has to beat the dogs' asses. First she kicks this one dog right in the nuts. The dog screams and jumps out the window. Then she jumps in the air and kicks two dogs in the nuts at once! Both dogs evaporate. Every time the ninja woman kicks nuts, a guitar squeals hard. Then the ninja woman has to battle the boss dog. The boss dog is huge. Before the boss dog can attack, she uppercuts the boss dog's nuts so hard that the boss explodes. Then the guitar squeals REALLY hard and explodes.

 

END

Ninja Thoughts:

 

What makes a good ninja sighting is total sweetness. A hot sighting is a picture of a ninja REALLY flipping out: surfing on a school bus, flipping over a Thanksgiving dinner table while a family screams, or simply eating a cat.

 

LOL. This is tooooooooo funny.

 

[ This Message was edited by: Maciej on 2002-03-08 02:28 ]

This one is pretty good too:

 

http://www.geocities.com/ninboninja/

 

The techniqies are a classic. Man, I wish MY upper block could also flip the opponent onto their back in one easy move...

 

Guess I need to channel the void more...

All I know is I would refuse to "eat" the dinner listed on Day 5 in the Ninja Diet! Ewwww! (poor Panda!) as a matter fact lunch would be out of the question too!

 

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[ This Message was edited by: KickChick on 2002-04-04 07:17 ]

haha thats a very very funny site. that guy doesnt have a clue.

I want to know more about that guy...he talks like avery sick man....he says some sort of sociopathic things

 

 

That site was created for the purpose of humor.

 

 

lol yes, I've been there before.

Just the use of the word pee pee was enough to make me "flip out"