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Ninja for hire

Maciej
in Martial Arts Gaming, Movies, TV, and Entertainment

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WHOA! He is trying to get hired to be an assassin! He didn't even complete his training! Thats horrible. I wonder if anyone actually hires him for such things.

 

 

The site is a fluke. Classic "I need money so please fork over some" routine. The guy is actually a film student and trying to raise some money to make a film. :down: :down:

Canh T.


I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversations.

haha, yeah. He said that he didnt even complete his training.

 

 

The "ninja" services he lists include ordering pizzas to the victim's house and throwing flaming bags of poop, don't need a whole lot of training for that...but he must have had SOME training to get that ninja-magic psychic contact utility working!
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I think that Website is a joke, it is funny as hell.

 

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February 23, 2000

 

So I got a call from Jennifer Lopez's ass. Seriously - her ass called me. We reconciled and Jennifer's ass hired me to protect her from any trouble at the Grammy Awards. Needless to say, it was my best job to date...

 

 

 

 

 

  • 2 months later...

wow cool site. i think i might get me one for a week.

 

 

I bet if you have someone killed online then they can prob. pretty easily trace it back to you... hehe

 

 

2nd Degree black belt in Kenpo Karate and Tae Kwon Do. 1997 NASKA competitor-2nd place Nationally in Blackbelt American Forms. Firearms activist!

i think we should find out!

 

 

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