You know when your obbsessed with martial arts when....

[BJJ is 1]

...you begin wondering how you would do in a fight against every new person you meet

[Sam]

....when you dream about your pattern, wake up kihop and punch the wall

[KarateChick06]

what techniques do you use to destroy furniture?

[kitsune_no_tama]

...you choose a date with kenneth funakoshi rather than salma hayek (lol)

...you burn your weed as incense

...you try to use 3 nunchaku at once

... you cry excessively at the end of crouching tiger hidden dragon (applies to me )

...you outline the innacuracies of dragonball z for your art class

...you use this emoticon

... when you buy "hai-karate" aftershave just to get the self defense leaflet the commercials said was included.

...you have more weaponry than the boxer rebels

[SaiFightsMS]

You make sure you dust your punching bag base when you dust the rest of the living room.

[n-box]

oops..looks like i'm obbsessed..i'm closing/opening doors with front kicks and doing techniques while just going somewhere in house or doing anything else..4 example hanging around the house and kicking everythink that's possible to kick..

[Sam]

yeah it generally gets like that.....

you know when your obsessed when the Jehova's witnesses come round to preach and you decide its a good time to practice your Kihop!

[Kieran-Lilith]

You know you're obsessed when just about all you talk about is karate.

-When talking about bunkai is part of daily conversation.

-When you have a victory party for learning a new kata.

-When you can't wait to spend 2 1/2 hours doing kata.

-When you can't wait to be pounded into the mats.

[Sam]

then get up adn get pounded back down... still smiling hehe

[Atalanta071]

When you're washing windows you use Wax on Wax off...