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....when you dream about your pattern, wake up kihop and punch the wall

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what techniques do you use to destroy furniture?

DORKS HAVE MORE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Savvy?

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...you choose a date with kenneth funakoshi rather than salma hayek (lol)

...you burn your weed as incense

...you try to use 3 nunchaku at once

... you cry excessively at the end of crouching tiger hidden dragon (applies to me :cry: )

...you outline the innacuracies of dragonball z for your art class

...you use this emoticon :karate:

... when you buy "hai-karate" aftershave just to get the self defense leaflet the commercials said was included.

...you have more weaponry than the boxer rebels

"Karate is an art. It must be regarded as such with its entirety of philosophical thought and development of the mind in harmony with the body. If it isn't thought of this way it is valueless. It is like eating only the bitter skin of the apple while leaving the sweet inner meat untasted. It is this crucial premise that is being overlooked today, and if the tide is not turned, I must predict the demise of the art. "

-Isao Obata

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oops..looks like i'm obbsessed..i'm closing/opening doors with front kicks and doing techniques while just going somewhere in house or doing anything else..4 example hanging around the house and kicking everythink that's possible to kick..

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yeah it generally gets like that.....

you know when your obsessed when the Jehova's witnesses come round to preach and you decide its a good time to practice your Kihop!

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You know you're obsessed when just about all you talk about is karate.

-When talking about bunkai is part of daily conversation.

-When you have a victory party for learning a new kata.

-When you can't wait to spend 2 1/2 hours doing kata.

-When you can't wait to be pounded into the mats.

He who gains a victory over other men is strong; but he who gains a victory over himself is all powerful Lao-tsu

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then get up adn get pounded back down... still smiling hehe

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