1kickKO Posted February 21, 2005 Posted February 21, 2005 Attorney: "At the scene of the accident, did you tell the constable you had never felt better in your life?" Farmer: "That's right." Attorney: "Well, then, how is it that you are now claiming you were seriously injured when my client's auto hit your wagon?" Farmer: "When the constable arrived, he went over to my horse, who had a broken leg, and shot him. Then he went over to Rover, my dog, who was all banged up, and shot him. When he asked me how I felt, I just thought under the circumstances, it was a wise choice of words to say I've never felt better in my life."
vertigo Posted February 22, 2005 Posted February 22, 2005 can't argue with that logic.. "Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go." - T. S. Eliot
senna_trem Posted February 23, 2005 Posted February 23, 2005 I enjoy the dark humour. Good stuff. "I think therefore I am" Rene Descartes
Goju 4 Life Posted February 25, 2005 Posted February 25, 2005 oh that was good. remember that scene in me, myself in irene, where they try to put down the cow. lol If i had to choose between karate and everything else, I would choose karate so i could beat up whoever made me make the decision and have everything else
June1 Posted February 25, 2005 Posted February 25, 2005 That's good! Very clever! And that scene from Me, Myself, & Irene... it scared me the first time I saw it. Ah, Jim Carey... Kool Kiais: ICE! DIE! KITES! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH! KIAI!"Know Thyself""Circumstances make me who I am."
ShotokanKid Posted February 26, 2005 Posted February 26, 2005 Hahahaha that's a good one "What we do in life, echoes in eternity.""We must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men."
CompactDinnerFork Posted March 24, 2005 Posted March 24, 2005 PMSL Dear God,Please Have Mercy On My ApponentsBecause I Wont.
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now