You just might be a Redneck Martial Artist...

[1kickKO]

...if you gather at the dojo every saturday not to train but to watch nascar.

 

...if your official patch comes in the number of nascar driver of your choice.

[Red J]

...you renamed your favorite kata the "Ford F-150"

 

...you ever snapped your bo staff in a pair of antlers

 

...your favorite animal style is snake, in which your favorite technique is "cobra spits skoal juice from between teeth"

 

...you ever go to a seminar named "Tactical Bowling League Survival Training"

 

...all your weapons have the number "3" on them

[topdawg]

if you have ever had to ask how to get tobacco juice stains out of your gi