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...you renamed your favorite kata the "Ford F-150"

 

...you ever snapped your bo staff in a pair of antlers

 

...your favorite animal style is snake, in which your favorite technique is "cobra spits skoal juice from between teeth"

 

...you ever go to a seminar named "Tactical Bowling League Survival Training"

 

...all your weapons have the number "3" on them

I had to lose my mind to come to my senses.

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if you have ever had to ask how to get tobacco juice stains out of your gi

A computer beat me in a game of chess once but it was no match for me in a kickboxing match

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