worlds longest KATA

[atalaya]

perform two consecutive archer's blocks in 90 degree shiko dachi (starting with right leg back and left hand down)as you move backward. once complete, slam right forearm against left palm as you slide forward into a neko achi dachi

[KamasandSais]

flashkick

[Sohan]

Turn 180 degrees into an extended left cat stance, perform a circle block with the left hand, drape, pull, and front kick left.

[RichardHangHong]

Drop into box splits and strike with a right uppercut as if to the groin

[Scotty]

roll back and onto feet, like a handstand in reverse

[SenseiJMA]

then deep horse stance......very deep.....loud fart.

[RichardHangHong]

Jump and turn 180% with a confused look on your face as if to say "Who did that?" then sniff twice, make your face go all sickly green, stagger back a forth a couple of steps (drunken kung fu stylee). Suddenly stand upright rigid and fall backwards collapsing onto the floor.

[parkerlineage]

Oh my goodness, this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

I want in.

Dragon-climbs-pillar to standing position, then step back into low half-squat hung gar stance, holding nose with left crane strike while extending your right hand in an outward palm, as if to say, "It wasn't me!"

PS. I'm going to videotape myself performing this kata, someday...

PPS. Never mind, I can't understand all you peoples' fancy Japanese...

[Scotty]

Begin cyclone kicks (several spinning kicks) so as to waft the smell away

[quotSkeetquot]

reverse punch