angelica d Posted August 25, 2004 Posted August 25, 2004 Two priests went on holiday to Hawaii, and decided to leave behind their dog collars and all, and have a completely 'religion free' holiday. One day, whilst relaxing on the beach in outrageous outfits, they saw a stunning woman, wearing tiny bikini bottoms and nothing else, standing nearby. They nodded to her, and she said 'Hello Fathers' and walked on. The priests were gobbsmacked and wondered how she knew that they were priests. They decided to dress even more outrageously the next day, but still the woman recognised that they were priests. By the third day, they'd had enough, so they went over to her and said 'Ok, how do you know that we're priests?' The woman laughed and said 'Don't you recognise me fathers? It's me, sister Angela!' "Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals . . . except the weasel."- Homer J Simpson
Rotten Head Fok Posted August 26, 2004 Posted August 26, 2004 Ha ha ha You must be stable and balanced in your foot work, if you have to use your martial knowledge in combat, your intent should be to win. If you do strike, you must release great power! The martial arts are easy to learn, but difficult to correct.
Ironberg Posted August 26, 2004 Posted August 26, 2004 Yet again, another argument against this "no marriage" deal in priestly Catholicism... "An enlightened man would offer a weary traveler a bed for the night, and invite him to share a civilized conversation over a bowl of... Cocoa Puffs."
Kicks Posted August 28, 2004 Posted August 28, 2004 I had her in third grade! when you create the world's largest trailer park, you're going to have tornadoes
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