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Hm, as I speak, I am receiving phone calls about every other minute from the same phone number with an area code for IL. They won't talk, they only punch numbers. One time they punched "Mary had a little lamb" and I sang along and asked them if they had any other songs to play, and then eventually I started taunting them by telling them their phone number and where they live (internet is awesome). Then they hung up. That was probably a stupid thing to do on my part. Now they're leaving me messages with techno songs.

 

...I feel like beating the crap out of them :/

 

What should I do? They won't stop calling. Turning off my cellphone is no good, because they leave about 5 messages in 10 minutes.

"If you're going through hell, keep going." - Sir Winston Churchill

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Posted

Hahaha!

 

Ooh boy, I got her to talk! This has been one of the strangest things I've ever done. Anyway, we had a very pleasant conversation.

 

Turns out, she's a 37 year old female that's been divorced twice, has six kids, one's named Marsha. She works at a bar in Illinois. She thinks I'm a 25 year old getting a masters in Plyometric Physics (..that's the first thing that came into my mind.) It was nice, she even told me a bit about why she divorced her two husbands. Apparently, she doesn't believe in protected sex. It turns out, this is the first time she's "picked numbers at random and called them" and I think I scared her a bit when I suggest that maybe she picked the wrong guy to call (in a joking manner). She sounds like she's about 18. Hm.. she's probably lying to me as much as I was to her, even though the conversation only shifted to me for about 30 seconds (I didn't allow the conversation to be about me).

 

..I'm doing a horrible thing, aren't I? I can't decide which way my conscience wants to go. I was being extremely interrogative and condescending, mostly because I was so pissed off at this woman. Oh well.

 

Fun, man.

"If you're going through hell, keep going." - Sir Winston Churchill

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Sounds like jailbait to me. I wouldn't pursue it further. An adult would not have played phone games. A disturbed adult maybe, but unlikely.

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Indeed.

 

Turns out it was one of my "friends". Stupid people. They're never going to let go of the "plyometics physics" comment.

 

Grr...

"If you're going through hell, keep going." - Sir Winston Churchill

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heh. for a long time people were prank calling me. a long story about a rumour that got out of hand. i essentially just ignored it for awhile, but one time my dad picked up the phone. and for those of you who don't know my dad (uh... which i suppose is all of you...), he's a very scary man. he totally blew up at them, yelling about how if he ever found out who they were, yada yada. it was very funny; i was in the next room. they never called again. even the people who were driving around out side my house dissapeared. my dad rocks :D

"I hear you can kill 200 men and play a mean six string at the same time..."-Six String Samurai

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heh. for a long time people were prank calling me. a long story about a rumour that got out of hand. i essentially just ignored it for awhile, but one time my dad picked up the phone. and for those of you who don't know my dad (uh... which i suppose is all of you...), he's a very scary man. he totally blew up at them, yelling about how if he ever found out who they were, yada yada. it was very funny; i was in the next room. they never called again. even the people who were driving around out side my house dissapeared. my dad rocks :D

 

Yeah, dads are great and come in handy for all sorts of things! :up:

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Well? What about the young lady? Single? 8)

It's happy hour somewhere in the world.

Posted

Or has she just got herself a new "25" yr old bloke?

 

and a smart one at that..

 

Side note: Good way to stop people repeatedly sending junk mail where they get you to post something back to refuse a book (or what ever) that you never asked for.

 

See that free post/postage paid envelope... stick it too the largest bag of potatoes you can get your hands on and post it to the offending company.

 

This does work, trust me :)

Posted

Sorry, DevilAside...

 

I'll stop. I just get kinda lonely ya know?

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