battousai16 Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 mint is good? geez, i'm with tommarker; i can never go to england, i'd never figure out what in gods name you people were talking about... "I hear you can kill 200 men and play a mean six string at the same time..."-Six String Samurai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrrrArg Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 Well I think I have you all beat with this little story from last week. Aefibird you should recognise this one.. 08:30 Wake up 08:35 Move 08:40 Turn phone on and notice 1 missed call from Jenny 08:41 Phone Jenny, "Hiya Ben, just to let you know we are nearly there and will pick you up soon, bye for now" 08:41:45s PANIC Breakfast is inhaled as I fall into my clothes ready for work 08:55 Sit in chair to catch breath and wait for Jenny 09:15 Finally get picked up wishing I had gone to the toilet 09:30 Notice annoying squeking coming from front left tire 09:31 Jenny remarks "Car feels a funny.." 09:32 Car begins to violently swing in and out of the fast lane (whilst doing about 80 mph) Jenny manages to get said demon vehicle to the side of the road (in the fast lane) with hazard lights on 09:35 Manage to carm Jenny down whilst gallantly managing to control my bladder (sorry for the overshare) 09:40 Police arrive and we push the car accross the now blocked off road onto the actuall hard shoulder and wait for Jenny's dad to arrive to give us a lift and sort out the car. 09:42 On phone to the boss, who, after failing to even ask if we are ok, asks us how soon we can get into work! grrrr instant dislike 10:00 Finally get into work 19:00 Finally leave work after a "poo" day 19:01 Realise training started 1min ago 19:30 Get home, look for something to kick.. still looking.. computer may not be safe. Just now: realise I left FHM in Jenny's car, have no idea where the car is or when I will next see my beloved magazine or how we will get to work tmrw morning. In conclusion then, im alive but its been one of them ******* days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrrrArg Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 mint is good? geez, i'm with tommarker; i can never go to england, i'd never figure out what in gods name you people were talking about... Pardon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken Monkey Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 whoa... what do you mean nope to us being shorts people? hmm, maybe up your neck of the woods. down here, us southern pansies are in shorts at the first hint of sunshine. rain or shine or through galeforce winds; as long as there is sunshine, shorts it is! it might be a london thing.... post count is directly related to how much free time you have, not how intelligent you are."When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aefibird Posted July 14, 2004 Author Share Posted July 14, 2004 lol, it's probably because there's never more than 10 minutes of sunshine together 'up north'. However, we do have a nice line in young girls who will go out in the most inclement of weather in teeny tops and even tinyer skirts. The lads don't wear much more clothing either. Ah, a night round Barnsley exposes you to such cultured people! "Was it really worth it? Only time and death may ever tell..." The Beautiful South - The Rose of My CologneSheffield Steelers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrrrArg Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 Ah but you cant beat Newcastle for the girlies that nearly wear tops and skirts in any kind of weather. Hard as nails geordie lasses.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
battousai16 Posted July 15, 2004 Share Posted July 15, 2004 oh my... hold that thought, i'll be in England right away! "I hear you can kill 200 men and play a mean six string at the same time..."-Six String Samurai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrrrArg Posted July 15, 2004 Share Posted July 15, 2004 Cool, you should stop off in Soho in London first though. Southerners (in the UK) are softies so you could get used to the lifestyle down there first. Soho is renowned for being a good place to pick up girls.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken Monkey Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 oi.... nothing wrong with london..... except newham. dont go there. or brixton (unless you're going capoeria). or lewisham (unless you want to get shot) um, you'd be surprised about soho. it has a bad rep. you're more likely to pick-up those sort of 'girls' near charing cross station by st martin of the fields. post count is directly related to how much free time you have, not how intelligent you are."When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Triangle student Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 * Sky Digital repeats the same Damn thing day, after day, after day! "To be elated at success, and dissappointed at defeat, is to be the child of Circumstances." I wish I followed that rule! ^^ I hate Losing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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