Bad Chatroom Etiquette

 

1. Create an insanely long user name. Refuse to speak to people who try to abbreviate it.

 

2. TyPe LiKe ThIs. Ignore anyone who doesn't.

 

3. Yell.

 

4. Talk to yourself.

 

5. Log in with three or more usernames and have a conversation with yourself.

 

6. Type backwards.

 

7. Type everything twice.

 

7. Type everything twice.

 

8. Answer questions not addressed to you.

 

9. Send a LOT of blank messages. A LOT.

 

10. Speak in your own language.

 

11. Change the text color to yellow or something equally painful.

 

12. Change the background color to pink or something equally painful.

 

13. Change the background color to match the text color.

 

14. Make people repeat everything they say three times. (at least)

 

15. type

 

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p

 

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b

 

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m

 

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16. Ask stupid questions. Demand answers.

 

17. Tell everybody you have to leave to *do a number two*.

 

18. Tell people what time it is.

 

19. Ask people what time it is.

 

20. Speak in Yodanese. For example: bored I am. lick my ear you want to?

 

21. Type bottom to top. (I'm not even going to try)

 

 

 

Any additions?

22. Talk only in capitals, normally with bold and underline on constantly

 

23. Ask everybody who joins "AOL"

 

24. Start dissing other people's music tastes (happens all the time)

 

25. Try being a sad little freak and getting people to "cybersex" you. LOL

 

 

And if they're newbies that are mostly illiterate rude dumbasses, its good for them not to get into arguments, because the intelligent literate people tend to badly own them, get them into a big rage and force them to leave... or be banned. hehe

I agree with all except for 10. You should be in a chat room that is your own language... so it defaults.

 

I never did understand "Cybersex"...

 

 

 

oh well i better not go might break a few rules j/k

 

 

well I don't "do" cyber, but I have never done any of those things while in a chatroom ever in my life on the net.

 

 

"Cybering" The wave of the future.

 

 

Why not Joe? I mean how many new internet junkies are hatched every day?

 

 

True. The idea of cybering though. You would think that you'd have to get some sort of weird messed up hook up for your computer and buying one of those might be strange and embarrassing.

 

 

How bout "cybersparring"? has anyone ever tried *that*? It sounds at least as silly as cybersex...