Luckykboxer Posted July 6, 2004 Posted July 6, 2004 lol ya i like that version. I am half tempted to set that up and do it at our next leadership training meeting.
White Warlock Posted July 7, 2004 Posted July 7, 2004 lol Ditto. Best version i've heard. "When you are able to take the keys from my hand, you will be ready to drive." - Shaolin DMV TestIntro
aefibird Posted July 7, 2004 Posted July 7, 2004 Absolutely - I totally agree that there is always room in life for a beer or 3! (even if this morning I am feeling the after-effects of one too many last night....) Hic! "Was it really worth it? Only time and death may ever tell..." The Beautiful South - The Rose of My CologneSheffield Steelers!
ps1 Posted November 16, 2004 Posted November 16, 2004 Here are a couple that I like: gheinisch wrote: "A martial arts student went to his teacher and said earnestly, "I am devoted to studying your martial system. How long will it take me to master it." The teacher's reply was casual, "Ten years." Impatiently, the student answered, "But I want to master it faster than that. I will work very hard. I will practice everyday, ten or more hours a day if I have to. How long will it take then?" The teacher thought for a moment, "20 years." When I heard this one it ended like this, after the part about 20 years: "With both eyes so focused on the goal, you will have none left to find the way." "It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenius."
June1 Posted December 11, 2004 Posted December 11, 2004 Can anyone suggest a book that contains only stories like these? Kool Kiais: ICE! DIE! KITES! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH! KIAI!"Know Thyself""Circumstances make me who I am."
Ted T. Posted December 12, 2004 Posted December 12, 2004 The story I tell after my class is exhausted and just before we enter another session of down low and dirt drills is about the two monks travelling. The young one kept asking, "Are we near yet?" and saying, "Can we rest now?" the old mank just kept ignoring him or mumuring "not yet" and continuing on their way. Finally the young monk sat down on the side of the path and claimed he could go no further, he was stopping for the night. The old monk said, "Well stop if you must but please don't harrass the tiger that is sneaking up in those bushes." and with that he took off down the path very fast. It was no surprise to him when the young monk passed him and ran all the rest of the way to the next village. Next of course, comes lecture #7, your mind is your worst enemy, don't trust your feelings,you can do more than your ever imagined, now next drill 1, 2, ... Ted TruscottThe Raising Canes Club
June1 Posted December 13, 2004 Posted December 13, 2004 He he. That's great! Kool Kiais: ICE! DIE! KITES! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH! KIAI!"Know Thyself""Circumstances make me who I am."
scottnshelly Posted December 13, 2004 Posted December 13, 2004 Can anyone suggest a book that contains only stories like these? "The Karate Dojo" by Peter Urban The first half is a brief history and introductory into Karate, the second is stories with morals.
June1 Posted December 13, 2004 Posted December 13, 2004 Thank you very much!!! Kool Kiais: ICE! DIE! KITES! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH! KIAI!"Know Thyself""Circumstances make me who I am."
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