GrrrArg Posted June 20, 2004 Posted June 20, 2004 Also, stay away from covering them in any of your bodily fluids.
The-Muay-Thai-Kickboxer Posted August 6, 2004 Posted August 6, 2004 Hmm i just cant laugh tonite Things do NOT work because someone says they do. They work because YOU can do them!
The-Muay-Thai-Kickboxer Posted August 6, 2004 Posted August 6, 2004 Hmm i just cant laugh tonite OOPS IT DOUBLE POSTED SORRY Things do NOT work because someone says they do. They work because YOU can do them!
songfighter Posted August 8, 2004 Posted August 8, 2004 I'll show you my license if you let me shoot your gun! "Never Give Up"-"Never Surrender" Tim Allen -- Galaxy Quest songfghtr
Kicks Posted August 10, 2004 Posted August 10, 2004 "My wife ran away with a cop last week. I was trying to out run you becasue I thought you were that cop trying to give her back." Police: This is a one way street. You: But I was only going one way. Police: This is a one way street. Didn't you see the arrow? Y: Arrow? Heck, I didn't even see the Indian. Police: What's the rush, buddy? You: My wife's going to get pregnant tonight and I wanna be there when she does. when you create the world's largest trailer park, you're going to have tornadoes
CapitalKarate Posted August 13, 2004 Posted August 13, 2004 ooo, that last one (kicks) is a goodie, i may try that one when i get older! lol Joshua Brehm-When you're not practicing remember this; someone, somewhere, is practicing, and when you meet them, they will beat you.
SoulAssassin Posted August 19, 2004 Posted August 19, 2004 Cop: Do you know what I am pulling you over for? You: Rawr!!! Rawr!!! I am the cookie monster! Rawr! Judge: So Officer Bob, did you state the reason you pulled Joe over? Cop: Yes your honor Judge: Could you tell me what you said to him Cop: Your honor I asked him if he knew why I was pulling him over Judge: Joe what was your reply? You: Well your honor, its kind of embarrassing.. Judge: go on You: RawR! RawR! I am the cookie monster! RawR! Judge: ....... -SoulAssassin"I aint gonna eat, I aint gonna sleep, aint gonna breath till I see what I wanna see and what I wanna see is you goto asleep, in the dirt permanently"
webmaster Patrick Posted September 2, 2004 Posted September 2, 2004 P> your eyes are red have you been drinkin? Y> well officer i have, i had 87 Bacardi Lamon's and boy am I toasted!! P>ok, then have a good night sir Y>wait you are not going to take me in? P>No sir..... You know you have to drink over 1000 Bacardi Lamon's to get a buzz and that is if you only weigh 100lbs.
P.A.L Posted September 3, 2004 Posted September 3, 2004 P: you a weapon on you? Y: I got a WMD in my pants Result: a full cavity search in police station
ProjectJanus Posted September 6, 2004 Posted September 6, 2004 P-Assume the position Y-No YOU assume the position. P-im going to have to see your liscense and registration. Y-OK, but I'll need for you to hold my beer while i get it. There will always be the Jackie Chans and Jet Li's who will come along and dazzle us with their screen antics. But Bruce Lee was a seeker of knowledge, a true master of the fighting arts and philosophy.
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