aefibird Posted February 2, 2004 Posted February 2, 2004 A zen master called Dominoes to order a pizza. He said "Make me one with everything". (groan) The same zen master also gave the pizza delivery guy too much money. When he asked for change the delivery man replied "Change comes from within". ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ How many karateka (or other martial art of your choice!) does it take to change a lightbulb? 15,000 - One to change the bulb and the other 14,999 to stand around saying "Well, in MY dojo we do it slightly differently." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ If you're using a jo and a bokken at the same time you must be jokken... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why do we call it a hakama? A: Cause tough guys are always asking "Hakama gotta wear a skirt to learn how to fight?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you know that Bob the Builder has opened his own dojo? He called it... Yeswekan! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The zanshin joke Two guys are walking down a road. One walks into a bar... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How many non-martial artists does it take to change a lightbulb? None - they all live in eternal darkness. (ooh, that's lame. sorry) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- And finally... How many 1st Dan black belts does it take to change a lightbulb? One - they hold the bulb and the world revolves around them... "Was it really worth it? Only time and death may ever tell..." The Beautiful South - The Rose of My CologneSheffield Steelers!
gheinisch Posted February 5, 2004 Posted February 5, 2004 Those are some good ones! "If your hand goes forth withhold your temper""If your temper goes forth withold your hand"-Gichin Funakoshi
ninjanurse Posted February 5, 2004 Posted February 5, 2004 I love it!!!!! "A Black Belt is only the beginning."Heidi-A student of the artsTae Kwon Do,Shotokan,Ju Jitsu,Modern Arnishttp://the100info.tumblr.com/
monkeygirl Posted February 6, 2004 Posted February 6, 2004 So true, so true 1st dan & Asst. Instructor TKD 2000-2003No matter the tune...if you can rock it, rock it hard.
aefibird Posted February 8, 2004 Author Posted February 8, 2004 Here's one more I missed when typing them up. It's not very good & I apologise for it, although my Aikido instructor told it to me, so it's not my fault!! Did you hear that Old MacDonald has started his own martial art?? He's called it E-I-E-AI-DO... "Was it really worth it? Only time and death may ever tell..." The Beautiful South - The Rose of My CologneSheffield Steelers!
kchenault Posted February 9, 2004 Posted February 9, 2004 Better than the eternal darkness one..... Ken ChenaultTFT - It does a body good!
aefibird Posted February 17, 2004 Author Posted February 17, 2004 LOL, you can't get much worse than the 'eternal darkness' one... "Was it really worth it? Only time and death may ever tell..." The Beautiful South - The Rose of My CologneSheffield Steelers!
Natural Posted February 18, 2004 Posted February 18, 2004 Yeah, they are sort of funny. A karate punch it is like a dasvasted stick blow. Instead, a blow of Kung Was is comparable to a lash with a chain that has attacked, allaltra extremity one ball of ferro
WhiteLion Posted March 3, 2004 Posted March 3, 2004 There pretty good i should use them sometime. Just like the phoenix I shall rise from the ashes.
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