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European Heaven or Hell


italian_guy

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I have read that in a poster in Switzerland.

 

Heaven is where:

 

Chefs are French

 

Lovers are Italians

 

Policemen are English

 

Mechanics are Germans

 

and everything is organized by Swiss.

 

Hell is where:

 

Chefs are English

 

Lovers are Swiss

 

Policemen are German

 

Mechanics are French

 

and everything is organized by Italians.

 

Just a Joke (no offence).

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Woohoo! I was born in Switzerland and lived in Luzern, Zurich and Luganno for the majority of my life.

Lovers are Swiss

YOU (@*#*&&@ #*&$*# *$# :kaioken:

Just a Joke (no offence).

Oh, okay. :)

"If you're going through hell, keep going." - Sir Winston Churchill

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Hey man, I live in Lausanne. Where were you staying?

 

I come frequently to Switzerland (I'll be in Geneva in ten days from now).

 

I have read that quote in Zurich some time ago.

 

 

Woohoo! I was born in Switzerland and lived in Luzern, Zurich and Luganno for the majority of my life.

 

I have been in Zurich and also Lugano but never to Luzern.

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Hey! Where part do my Norwegian ancestors play in all this - hapless bystanders?

"An enlightened man would offer a weary traveler a bed for the night, and invite him to share a civilized conversation over a bowl of... Cocoa Puffs."

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Hey! Where part do my Norwegian ancestors play in all this - hapless bystanders?

 

The joke doesn't tell anything about norwegians. The only norwegian I knew was a Guy working under me some years ago here in Italy, now he's back to norway.He was a very clever guy and when we meet around the world (I never went to norway) we still talk about the good old times when we were working together.

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I wasn't trying to be aggressive, or serious back there. It's just that I know alot of people in the town I currently live in who are Norwegian ancestory.

 

Great Joke - my friend who is a German exchange student got a real kick out of it. :wink:

"An enlightened man would offer a weary traveler a bed for the night, and invite him to share a civilized conversation over a bowl of... Cocoa Puffs."

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Where part do my Norwegian ancestors play in all this?

 

The joke doesn't tell anything about norwegians.

 

I used to date a Norwegan. She had a T-shirt that said YOU CAN ALLWAYS TELL A NORWEGIAN, BUT YOU CAN'T TELL HIM MUCH! Maybe why- I don't know...???

Freedom isn't free!

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