italian_guy Posted January 21, 2004 Posted January 21, 2004 I have read that in a poster in Switzerland. Heaven is where: Chefs are French Lovers are Italians Policemen are English Mechanics are Germans and everything is organized by Swiss. Hell is where: Chefs are English Lovers are Swiss Policemen are German Mechanics are French and everything is organized by Italians. Just a Joke (no offence).
MMoudry Posted April 5, 2004 Posted April 5, 2004 Hey man, I live in Lausanne. Where were you staying? 1.st kyu Shotokan Karate1.st dan Aikido
TheDevilAside Posted April 5, 2004 Posted April 5, 2004 Woohoo! I was born in Switzerland and lived in Luzern, Zurich and Luganno for the majority of my life. Lovers are Swiss YOU (@*#*&&@ #*&$*# *$# Just a Joke (no offence).Oh, okay. "If you're going through hell, keep going." - Sir Winston Churchill
italian_guy Posted April 6, 2004 Author Posted April 6, 2004 Hey man, I live in Lausanne. Where were you staying? I come frequently to Switzerland (I'll be in Geneva in ten days from now). I have read that quote in Zurich some time ago. Woohoo! I was born in Switzerland and lived in Luzern, Zurich and Luganno for the majority of my life. I have been in Zurich and also Lugano but never to Luzern.
Ironberg Posted April 6, 2004 Posted April 6, 2004 Hey! Where part do my Norwegian ancestors play in all this - hapless bystanders? "An enlightened man would offer a weary traveler a bed for the night, and invite him to share a civilized conversation over a bowl of... Cocoa Puffs."
italian_guy Posted April 7, 2004 Author Posted April 7, 2004 Hey! Where part do my Norwegian ancestors play in all this - hapless bystanders? The joke doesn't tell anything about norwegians. The only norwegian I knew was a Guy working under me some years ago here in Italy, now he's back to norway.He was a very clever guy and when we meet around the world (I never went to norway) we still talk about the good old times when we were working together.
Ironberg Posted April 9, 2004 Posted April 9, 2004 I wasn't trying to be aggressive, or serious back there. It's just that I know alot of people in the town I currently live in who are Norwegian ancestory. Great Joke - my friend who is a German exchange student got a real kick out of it. "An enlightened man would offer a weary traveler a bed for the night, and invite him to share a civilized conversation over a bowl of... Cocoa Puffs."
delta1 Posted May 3, 2004 Posted May 3, 2004 Where part do my Norwegian ancestors play in all this? The joke doesn't tell anything about norwegians. I used to date a Norwegan. She had a T-shirt that said YOU CAN ALLWAYS TELL A NORWEGIAN, BUT YOU CAN'T TELL HIM MUCH! Maybe why- I don't know...??? Freedom isn't free!
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