ialwaysgethit Posted December 22, 2003 Posted December 22, 2003 One Christmas, a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then, Mrs Claus told him that her mother was coming to visit. This stressed Santa all the more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out - heaven knows where. Even more stress. When he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went back into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whisky. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had hidden the whisky bottle and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from. Just then, the doorbell rang and Santa cursed his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas Tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas Santa. Isn't it just a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Isn't it just a lovely tree? Where would you like me to stick it?" Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree. oliver willison
battousai16 Posted December 22, 2003 Posted December 22, 2003 i always wondered where that came from "I hear you can kill 200 men and play a mean six string at the same time..."-Six String Samurai
monkeygirl Posted December 23, 2003 Posted December 23, 2003 Santa with a temper... 1st dan & Asst. Instructor TKD 2000-2003No matter the tune...if you can rock it, rock it hard.
CloudDragon Posted January 2, 2004 Posted January 2, 2004 LOL, omg! But why is the angel smiling? A Black Belt is just a white belt that don't know when to quit!
angelica d Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Where did you hear that? "Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals . . . except the weasel."- Homer J Simpson
ialwaysgethit Posted January 29, 2004 Author Posted January 29, 2004 i think some one emailed it to me a bit before xmas oliver willison
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