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fairy on the tree


ialwaysgethit

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One Christmas, a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip

 

but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the

 

trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, so Santa

 

was beginning to feel the pressure of being

 

behind schedule.

 

Then, Mrs Claus told him that her mother was coming to visit. This stressed

 

Santa all the more.

 

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found three of them were about to

 

give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out - heaven knows where.

 

Even more stress.

 

When he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag

 

fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went back

 

into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whisky. When he went to the

 

cupboard, he discovered the elves had hidden the whisky bottle and there was

 

nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the coffee pot

 

and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He

 

went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made

 

from.

 

Just then, the doorbell rang and Santa cursed his way to the door. He

 

opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas

 

Tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas Santa. Isn't it just

 

a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Isn't it just a lovely tree?

 

Where would you like me to stick it?"

 

Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

 

:D

oliver willison

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