*Kung Fu Quotes*

 

 

 

Here is a list of actual English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong--you know, those awful Saturday afternoon super-dubbed kung fu flicks where you know for certain that the translation has nothing to do with the actual Chinese dialogue.

 

1. I am So unsatisfied to be killed in this way.

 

2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.

 

3. Gun wounds again?

 

4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.

 

5. A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.

 

6. Dang, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!

 

7. Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.

 

8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

 

9. Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.

 

10. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.

 

11. I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!

 

12. You daring lousy guy.

 

13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!

 

14. I have been scared like a mouse too much lately.

 

15. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!

 

16. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.

 

17. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?

 

18. How can you use my intestines as a gift?

 

19. This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.

 

 

ha ha ha ha ha.The funniest quotes i have heard EVER!!!

 

 

lol thanks Moobrack

 

 

I remember some of those.. lol! ahh Nothing like a good ol' Hong Kong bad dubbed Martial arts movie

heheh.....

 

I miss this old MA movies. I would go to Blockbuster and rent them but I am so up to date in the year 2001 -----rofl

 

 

HAHAHAHA man gold thats funny ya same here i wish i could see the movies again too!!

What im trying to do is buy them im amazon.com they have good ol kung fu movies at $9.99 which is a good price for movies like that. lol

 

They have some classics like " Secret Rivals" " Five deadly Venoms" " Leg Fighter/The invincible legs of kung fu" " the Victim" "death duel of kung fu" , etc... so If you are interest and have some left over money, you may want to check them out. lol!

They are awesome movies and these guys have incredible skill and fighting ability (well most not all).

 

If someone looks good on a movie it means they have good form. They aren't faking, they have really refined technique in alot of cases.

 

Those guys trained more than 8 hours a day.

 

I recently started to lget into Lo Meng in films (the Frog Venom) and read some stuff on him

 

"Lo Meng (he played the Toad in Five Deadly Venoms) is a lifelong dedicated student of the mantis fist. Lo Meng has an incredible physique and is a true powerhouse. He began studying at the age of 13, and continues to practice the style today.

 

The Mantis style focuses on the strength of the arms, gathering strength from the shoulder sockets straight down to the hands, using the whole body to help the power of the arms- and it is this technique that you almost always see Lo Meng using in his fight sequences. Rarely does he use weapons- he doesn't need them!"

 

 

heheh

 

Those old MA films were like "The Matrix" back then. They were jumping over houses and jumping up trees, or jumping off cliffs fighting.

 

In my home (in the mall) we have a store where they carry ALL of the old MA Flicks.

 

I was like, "WOW...this sounds good", but I never buy it......lol

 

 

I love to laugh at those old MA movies. We should get a club or something going on here about old MA movies.