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Pretty good!

 

I used to date a girl that had the most uncoordinated Siamese cat in the world. It allways fell over when it cleaned its hard to reach places.

 

My girlfriend was soaking in the tub one day, and the cat was sitting on the rim by her feet cleaning itself. You guessed it- the cat fell in, and pannicked. Left claw marks the length of her body!

Freedom isn't free!

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Hey, I love cats!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They taste like chicken!! :D

Dean

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"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow." - James Dean

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Like your cat, Devil. Wished I had one. It's impossible since I've got a dog. And he's quite territorial :D

 

Bathing him is not as tough as bathing a cat. The dogs don't scratch and seem to obey their master .

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Just a pity hes stone deaf and arthritic, his name is Limpey - the cheetah.

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1. find empty pool, preferably at least 3 feet deep

 

2. tie cinder block onto dog's leash

 

3. lead dog to pool and toss in cinder block as far out as possible

 

4. spray soap on dog

 

5. dog will self agitate and produce ample suds

 

6. go home and return the next day and dog will be sparkiling clean

 

Sincerly, the cat

Sparring - loved by many perfected by few

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And possibly drowned after a day in the water.

 

Buy a fish they live in water.

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