monkeygirl Posted December 9, 2003 Posted December 9, 2003 1. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and put both lids up. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid.) The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.) 4. Flush the toilet three or four times. (This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse".) 5. Have someone open the door to the outside (Be sure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.) 6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 7. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself off. The toilet will be sparkling clean! Sincerely, The Dog 1st dan & Asst. Instructor TKD 2000-2003No matter the tune...if you can rock it, rock it hard.
SaiFightsMS Posted December 10, 2003 Posted December 10, 2003 Better not do that to my cat. And especially not in the new super flusher that inhabits our throne room. That thing might just flush my little darling away.
Ozaru Posted December 10, 2003 Posted December 10, 2003 If you came up with that yourself you are awfully creative. In my past life I slayed hundredsand the life before that they played trumpets to warn you that I was coming.
monkeygirl Posted December 10, 2003 Author Posted December 10, 2003 Nah, my mom sent it to me in an e-mail. Although if you want to read something I DID create... http://www.freshangles.com/xpressions/humor/articles/2.html 1st dan & Asst. Instructor TKD 2000-2003No matter the tune...if you can rock it, rock it hard.
MunkyBoy Posted December 11, 2003 Posted December 11, 2003 actually i somehow cant laugh about this...
MMoudry Posted April 5, 2004 Posted April 5, 2004 Me 2 I like cats 1.st kyu Shotokan Karate1.st dan Aikido
Red J Posted April 5, 2004 Posted April 5, 2004 Oh, the poor toilet... I had to lose my mind to come to my senses.
TheDevilAside Posted April 5, 2004 Posted April 5, 2004 lol, that's great. I can't stand cats, I only like one cat... Kosie, and that's because she acts like a dog. "If you're going through hell, keep going." - Sir Winston Churchill
MMoudry Posted April 16, 2004 Posted April 16, 2004 Who's Kosie?? 1.st kyu Shotokan Karate1.st dan Aikido
Fenris-wolf Posted April 19, 2004 Posted April 19, 2004 Hey, I like cats... It's still funny. Don't take it seriously! Let Us Turn The Jump Rope In Accord With Socialist Principles!
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