elliotspirrett

Screaming like Bruce Lee. Attempting the "5 Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique". Ask if your sensei could take on other martial artists and fictional characters; Superman, Jackie Chan etc. Try to attack with a fireball a la streetfighter! Ask "Why? Whats the point?" Sing "Kung foo fighting". Test other's defences by attacking at random. Complain that certain moves look better done by the likes of Jet Li. Any others would be welcome!

Hmm...I'm not sure ow you mean mastering the balence. If it working n your stance then I can help. First put your feet together. Then with the right foot take one step back. Then move it out the same distance keeping the left foot still in the starting position. this should give you an almost perfect left stance, providng you moved about 2' with each step. If this isn't what you are on about then I'm sorry!

I have a friend at karate who I also go to school with. The problem is, he's a black belt in Shotokan as well as a yellow in Trodai Karate, he think's he's above just about everyone, he also uses his karate outside the dojo in an offensive way. I myself use it myself but only on other people who attend the club when just practicing. But on occasions I have witnessed him doing stupid things like knife hands to the back of people's neck. Should I say something or just let him work his way into trouble. I don't want to seem like an * for saying something. What shall I do?

Can you imagine the ramifications of suggesting a comp to the senior black belts, they might slaughter you! Ha! Could just see our Sensei; Brian staring in disbelief!

EW! Wet Gi Comp. Thats Wrong! You always get one 45 year old guy whos got a beer belly and sweats like jabba the hut in an overeaters anon meeting. So this would just be disgusting.

Or, yeah, but that wouldn't hurt REALLY would it???

"Yeah, but it looks better when Mr Miyagi does it doesn't it? This one will get you laughed at. Not with. AT! Also trying to do the "Crane Kick", you just look an *!