kicker

hey gold that was so funny! ..lol j/k um heres a joke: One morning this blonde calls her friend and says, "Would you mind coming over and helping me out with this killer jigsaw puzzle I bought -- I can't figure out how to get started." Her friend asks, "What's the puzzle of?" "From the picture on the box, I'd guess it's a tiger," replied the blonde. The friend obliges, and when he arrives the blonde greets him at the front door and then shows him the puzzle spread out all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then studies the box. Then, he turns to her and says, "I'm afraid that no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of the tiger on the box." "Why not?" asks the disappointed blonde. "Because, you didn't buy a jigsaw puzzle... what you have here is a box of Frosted Flakes." lol

I guess just for fun gold has to welcome everyone!!! ..lol

i was wondering if any of the people on this board were famous or related to a famous person?? Me No and No

go to http://www.officeflirts.com/ take the test the results are funny if you pick the right ones!!

Cool Karateka you came in 4th thats great but to you you would like it if you did better everyone does that i could have done better if i didn`t do that...ect It you be really good if people that do that get over it and dont think that way i think it would be better for you others including me and then to prastice from your mistakes and get better at it!! just my short words of help i guess!!

all do my best and hopefully everyone eles will too!!!

HA HA HA ...lol

i couldn`t stop laughing when i read this!! :brow: funny joke: A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks. Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping her and asking if someone else could have a go. The blonde turns around and shouts, "Can't you see I'm winning!"

i have no idea but maybe also they should like make it in artica that would be cool!!! for me it was the opposite! first one was really cool just the rules i didn`t like second one is cool or okay now 3 is like boring well not really i guess it`s okay too!

yes we will they even tell us on news but like at 11:00 which is dumb kind of!

ya i am going to look at it right now!! this is what i think lots of people do which some people might not like! something like this happens and then they all do somefunny things and now think it`s a joke but not all sites!! my opinon! thanks for sharing gold!

i think this topic is done for now i got my info that i wanted so thanks all!!

there`s some really cool information if your wondering about some rankings go here it has junier also if not sure with rules it`s pretty cool check it out! http://www.kickboxing.com/knowledge/search/dynamic-frameset.html?http://www.ikfkickboxing.com/IKFRankings.htm [ This Message was edited by: kicker on 2001-10-27 12:37 ]

lol gold!! :lol: hey taezee whats the point going there and getting jokes you probably already read everything there!! A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. joke: She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment. Then, suddenly, she's overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head. Her boyfriend screams, "Honey, don't do it..." The blonde yells back, "Shut up! You're next!" :lol: [ This Message was edited by: kicker on 2001-10-27 11:33 ]

yes exacly kickboxerboy thanks for explaining it to him better and gold thats eacactly what i meant! [ This Message was edited by: kicker on 2001-10-27 10:54 ]

here i got the joke i promised for before!! "Is it proper for a man to profit from the mistakes of another?" a parishioner asked his minister. "Definitely not," was the preacher's answer. "Are you absolutely certain?" "Yes, my son, absolutely." "Okay. In that case, I wonder if you'd mind returning that $25 I gave you after my wedding last year?"

oh okay gold i was wrong then!!

oh thats got to suck shortdog well hope you get back to friends!!!

ya but some people change half way through there life and do bad things but it`s not like they bug us or anything!

yup and that i just didn`t see the movie it`s that simple!!

for what?? well that was a cool episode of surviver but sort of boring!!

there finally i made a gym hope to see you in a fight!!!

hi aarkj!! welcome to the boards and have fun!!!

see i told you heres one but not funny! why did the chicken cross the road? to see what was on the other side!..lol or to go to it`s love!! or so it wasn`t loney! ..lol or to see if it could make it!! ....lol [ This Message was edited by: kicker on 2001-10-25 19:28 ]

i thougth it was october.30?? is it?