Black Dragon Posted September 11, 2003 Posted September 11, 2003 The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as Euro-English (Euro for short). In the first year, 's' will be used instead of the soft 'c'. Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard 'c' will be replaced with 'k.' Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome 'ph' will be replaced by 'f'. This will make words like 'fotograf' 20 per sent shorter. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent 'e's in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go. By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'th' by 'z' and 'W' by 'V'. During ze fifz year, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou', and similar changes vud of kors; be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil b no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru. So recognize or be hospitalized Cuz literally on a scale from one to ten I'm 25.
Icetuete Posted September 12, 2003 Posted September 12, 2003 was quite an effort to write that wrong, or should i say "to vrit zat vrong"? luckily enough, german is not the preferred language
monkeygirl Posted September 13, 2003 Posted September 13, 2003 That's pretty good. 1st dan & Asst. Instructor TKD 2000-2003No matter the tune...if you can rock it, rock it hard.
delta1 Posted September 15, 2003 Posted September 15, 2003 Most posters on this forum are alrede ahed of the Uros, thatz how we spel anewa. Freedom isn't free!
NightShade_UK Posted September 30, 2003 Posted September 30, 2003 luckily enough, german is not the preferred language i bet so
Darce Posted October 20, 2003 Posted October 20, 2003 ROFLMAO, that was a funny one! BTW, Whats wrong with german? Since I speak swedish it would be easy to learn. Shukokai Karate, Orange belt ( 7. kyu)
aefibird Posted October 31, 2003 Posted October 31, 2003 LOL!! That was excellent! Also scarily possible too, knowing what the EU are like... heh heh "Was it really worth it? Only time and death may ever tell..." The Beautiful South - The Rose of My CologneSheffield Steelers!
Rich_2k3 Posted November 5, 2003 Posted November 5, 2003 lol, gr8 joke. "When my enemy contracts I expand and when he expands I contract" - Bruce Lee
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