KwicKixJ1 Posted October 31, 2003 Posted October 31, 2003 daft? well... what i think is silly is that you two are defending grasshopper kung fu.
Drunken Monkey Posted November 1, 2003 Posted November 1, 2003 um, where have i defended it? post count is directly related to how much free time you have, not how intelligent you are."When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite."
Mole78 Posted November 4, 2003 Posted November 4, 2003 This thread represents the posting equivalent of picking a scab. Keep an open mind
Breakdancer Posted November 5, 2003 Author Posted November 5, 2003 u will all soon learn what my kung fu is all about when i win a chinese kung fu tournament thats really big!, Also today i just learned a triple leg jumping attack from grasshopper position, this wil seriously messs someone up
Drunken Monkey Posted November 5, 2003 Posted November 5, 2003 so, what is a grasshopper position? post count is directly related to how much free time you have, not how intelligent you are."When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite."
Breakdancer Posted November 6, 2003 Author Posted November 6, 2003 one leg slightly bent in front with your foot flat and at an angle about 45 degrees, back foot is at a 90 degree angle and is 90 degree angle knee also so ur kneei s pretty bent and the weight distribution is 70 percent on the front leg 30 percent on the back, your hands are in an open fist a very very relaxed fist and your head is looking at the way ur moving
Drunken Monkey Posted November 6, 2003 Posted November 6, 2003 i meant the name of the stance. i don't seem to recall there being a grasshopper stance. you seem to be describing a cat stance or hanging horse. post count is directly related to how much free time you have, not how intelligent you are."When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite."
Breakdancer Posted November 6, 2003 Author Posted November 6, 2003 same of the stance is Grasshopper stalking for prey
Radok Posted November 7, 2003 Posted November 7, 2003 Grasshoppers aren't carnivorous, hey don't stalk anything. If you can't laugh at yourself, there's no point. No point in what, you might ask? there's just no point.Many people seem to take Karate to get a Black Belt, rather than getting a Black Belt to learn Karate.
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