Ti Posted September 21, 2003 Posted September 21, 2003 BEWARE! I know grasshopper kung fu! HA HA HA AH AHA HA AHA AHA AH
Mole78 Posted September 21, 2003 Posted September 21, 2003 i wasnt seriuos No sarcasim intended I just missed it. Keep an open mind
Yet another TKD guy Posted September 22, 2003 Posted September 22, 2003 I hope this is a joke. AKA Os3y3ris/Osiris
Breakdancer Posted October 18, 2003 Author Posted October 18, 2003 no tis not i'm serious i'm actually starting to get into it, i learned how to do a double leg attack today, but it kinda sucks i still got my * kicked couple weeks ago trying to use it.... but still i mean it seems legit, and theres only 3 other people in the class thats why i think they make me pay 120 a month
Ali Posted October 18, 2003 Posted October 18, 2003 To all, Recently, I know a little more about animals styles. Indeed, there are still many strange animal styles like Shrimp, Crab in Natural School, Bear, Horse in Xiang-I Ten animal, Duck style. Simply to judge is how it is used for combat. I remember I have made a post before "Using animal to cheat human being" Darkness grants me pair of dark black eye,Yet I determine to look for Brightness
stonecrusher69 Posted October 20, 2003 Posted October 20, 2003 Grass hopper Kung FU!!! hmm is this guy David Caradine... http://www.youtube.com/user/sifumcilwrath"When the student is ready the master will appear"
Ti Posted October 20, 2003 Posted October 20, 2003 no tis not i'm serious i'm actually starting to get into it, i learned how to do a double leg attack today, but it kinda sucks i still got my * kicked couple weeks ago trying to use it.... but still i mean it seems legit, and theres only 3 other people in the class thats why i think they make me pay 120 a monthdouble leg attack? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Is that where you jump up and squeezed their faces into your crotch? LOL Sounds more like a sex move. HA HA HA
KwicKixJ1 Posted October 27, 2003 Posted October 27, 2003 dude... grasshopper kung fu? do you even know why the chinese got the names for the animal/insect styles? they trained, and saw an insect do something, and they found that it would work... now... before signing the contract, did you even bother thinking "what can a grasshopper really do..." i mean... mantis... with the claws... and the gripping... tiger, with the ferocityand the power... dragon with the wisdom and the strength... panther... with the whatever panthers do... you gotta be kidding me... grasshopper style? i seriously can't believe i made it through to page four of this thread. grasshopper kung fu... wow... its amazing what people will believe now-a-days... and i can't believe you agreed to spend 720 dollars on "grasshopper kung fu". grasshopper kung fu... i mean, listen to the name for crying out loud. friend. contract or no contract... stop taking lessons with this loser before you develop some seriously hard to break habits. like squating down on the ground exposing your groin while sparring...
Warp Spider Posted October 27, 2003 Posted October 27, 2003 dude... grasshopper kung fu? do you even know why the chinese got the names for the animal/insect styles? they trained, and saw an insect do something, and they found that it would work... now... before signing the contract, did you even bother thinking "what can a grasshopper really do..." i mean... mantis... with the claws... and the gripping... tiger, with the ferocityand the power... dragon with the wisdom and the strength... panther... with the whatever panthers do... Are you telling me that the Chinese saw a dragon do something and it turned out to be an effective martial arts move? If so, why don't Kung Fu styles incorporate alot of biting, lashing with the tail, and of course, swallowing the sun? Paladin - A holy beat down in the name of God!
Drunken Monkey Posted October 28, 2003 Posted October 28, 2003 well, actually, the dragon doesn't swallow the sun, it's some kinda giant dog in the sky... hehe. hey warp, you should know by now that some people don't think before hitting them keys. let's see if anymore daft comments come up. we can shoot them down together! post count is directly related to how much free time you have, not how intelligent you are."When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite."
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