Grasshopper kung fu?

[Ti]

challenge him.

 

If you win, you get outs with your money back.

 

If he wins...I dunno, offer him something.

 

but if he wins with his grasshopper kung fu then you know you are learning something useful.

[CodyydoC]

i'm just wondering

 

but in grasshopper kung fu are u taught to jump really high and make annoying sounds?

 

 

 

 

 

i'm only jokin, dont get offended

[aznkarateboi]

Nah, that would be TKD.

[CodyydoC]

lol

[Warp Spider]

That sounds kind of expensive. On the other hand, I can punt a grasshopper really hard and it barely seems to hurt them.. maybe it could be an effective style.

[Breakdancer]

grasshopper kung fu, i think is where you stay low to the ground like almost squating wihtout your hands touching the ground, and when you attack you jump up and usually kick, and the kicks are usually double kicks... i dont kno its kinda fun actually except or the 120 dollar fee

[Kyle-san]

grasshopper kung fu, i think is where you stay low to the ground like almost squating wihtout your hands touching the ground, and when you attack you jump up and usually kick, and the kicks are usually double kicks... i dont kno its kinda fun actually except or the 120 dollar fee

 

That sounds absolutely useless.

[aznkarateboi]

Wow something strange happened, after i read this post and went to bed i had a dream and a guy was doing grasshopper kung fu and a boy next to him kept on saying it was grasshopper kung fu

[Mole78]

Failing all of the above tell as many people as are prepared to listen. He may have had a 120 from you but at least anyone else who might be interested will now tell him to hop it.

[battousai16]

"tell him to hop it"

 

oooo, i like the pun