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"I'm sorry my sparring was a bit wobbly tonight.. it must have been those beers I downed before arriving..."

 

"What is the most effective way to get out of a policemans arm lock?"

 

"Where is the best place to hit a girl?"

 

"When are you going to teach us the 'Crane Kick'?"

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"What is the most effective way to get out of a policemans arm lock?"

 

"Where is the best place to hit a girl?"

 

woot!

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Sorry I'm late... I was busy throwing my shuriken at my dog... say could you teach me how to use a samurai sword tonight?.... I'll tell ya, those vet bills are a killer.

Student: "Why did you hit that guy with a chair? Why didn't you use your karate?"

Master: "Hitting him with a chair was the only karate I could think of at the time."

Lesson: Practice until you don't have to think.

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GrrrArg wrote:

Stealing mini-eggs from the church hall you train in would be a very bad thing as well. Especially when they happened to be about three years out of date. We had to eat the after-eights just to get rid of the taste:)

 

I train in a church hall too! We use the room where sunday school is held...

 

I actually found a styrofoam cup full of dirt labelled "Mustard seed faith"

 

Not that I have anything against catholics/Christians.

 

I'm buddhist. I just had a little teensy laugh at that...

Current: Yellow Belt in GojuRyu. White Belt in Kabudo.

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Forgive me if anyone has already said this one but:

 

"Pressure point my a*se!"

 

or words to that effect usually put me on the recieving end and a few twitches later I am back to being conscious!

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Shifu: "Move away from safety, and towards pain."

 

New kid: "You try it!"

 

(I almost fell on the floor when he said that ) :D

 

It is usually unlucky to stand near the center in a class with an odd number of people. This is because you will likely end up with Shifu. Which means you are now the example of how things work. As an example, we were practicing crane beak strike as a counter to a choke hold. Shifu said something like "Now, remember, Cranes Beak is not the only way. You can do this."

 

Now, imagine if you will, someone my size, 190lbs, 6'2, choking a 5'8~ man. Within two seconds, I am facing the opposite way with my arms locked behind me and ready to break if they move an inch more.

 

When I got out, Shifu then said "OR This!"

 

Needless to say, training with Shifu is very... enlightening.

 

Also, holding a bag for Shifu is never fun!

The game of chess is much like a swordfight; you must think before you move.

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Those are hilarious

"What we do in life, echoes in eternity."


"We must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men."

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"Yeah, but it looks better when Mr Miyagi does it doesn't it?

 

This one will get you laughed at.

 

Not with.

 

AT!

 

Also trying to do the "Crane Kick", you just look an *!

Practice more if you wanna pass that grading!

Brown (2th kyu) Trodai Karate, training for Black. Ready to become a Capoeirista once more.

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Or, yeah, but that wouldn't hurt REALLY would it???

Practice more if you wanna pass that grading!

Brown (2th kyu) Trodai Karate, training for Black. Ready to become a Capoeirista once more.

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