karatekid1975 Posted September 15, 2003 Share Posted September 15, 2003 LOL. I haven't heard that in so long. I love that. Ever since I heard Tae kwon Leap, my "saying" is "Boot to the head" LOL. Laurie F Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CloudDragon Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 I did a search on: "The Frantics, Tae kwon leap" and I found scripts and an mp3 to listen to as it has been a long time for me too, still makes me laugh! A Black Belt is just a white belt that don't know when to quit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karatekid1975 Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 I found out that if you are employed by your instructor and ask a question, you are the "ginny pig" during class LOL. Laurie F Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aefibird Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 My personal favourite is the second one.. "I don't think you could really hurt anyone with that technique" I've actually heard someone say that to a senior instructor before.. Everyone else in the class either had their jaw drop to the ground or started giggling (as quietly as possible).. needless to say, we all heard that sound - of a student being pummeled).. Oh, and the technique worked by the way... Wow, I can hardly believe anyone would be dumb enough to say that to a senior instructor!! I bet they never said anything like that again.... "Was it really worth it? Only time and death may ever tell..." The Beautiful South - The Rose of My CologneSheffield Steelers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich_2k3 Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 (while sparring with your instructor) "Oh by the way, i got your daughter pregnant" "When my enemy contracts I expand and when he expands I contract" - Bruce Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karatekid1975 Posted November 8, 2003 Share Posted November 8, 2003 OMG!!! I can just see his reaction .... oh boy. Too funny LOL. Can this be called what NOT to DO to the instructor while he is teaching? LOL. Resist a technique LOL. He will make it hurt. I did that once or twice (last time was a couple of weeks ago ..... ouch). Laurie F Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted November 8, 2003 Share Posted November 8, 2003 lol Rich_2k3!! Heh at my old school, the scenario would be more like this: Instructor is sparring a blue belt woman Instructor: Oh by the way, I got your sister pregnant. yup yup, actually happened. Well, not the conversation, but the pregnancy...and they had only been dating a few weeks. 1st dan & Asst. Instructor TKD 2000-2003No matter the tune...if you can rock it, rock it hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darce Posted November 8, 2003 Share Posted November 8, 2003 Bwahaha!!! Shukokai Karate, Orange belt ( 7. kyu) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiet Dragon Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 How about.... " is that the best you got? " Red belt - Hon-Shin-Do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozaru Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 Use Keanu's voice for the whole class *whoa..* Continue to call your sensei Morpheus In my past life I slayed hundredsand the life before that they played trumpets to warn you that I was coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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