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LOL. I haven't heard that in so long. I love that. Ever since I heard Tae kwon Leap, my "saying" is "Boot to the head" LOL.

Laurie F

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I did a search on: "The Frantics, Tae kwon leap" and I found scripts and an mp3 to listen to as it has been a long time for me too, still makes me laugh!

A Black Belt is just a white belt that don't know when to quit!

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My personal favourite is the second one.. "I don't think you could really hurt anyone with that technique"

 

I've actually heard someone say that to a senior instructor before.. Everyone else in the class either had their jaw drop to the ground or started giggling (as quietly as possible).. needless to say, we all heard that sound - of a student being pummeled)..

 

Oh, and the technique worked by the way...

 

Wow, I can hardly believe anyone would be dumb enough to say that to a senior instructor!! I bet they never said anything like that again.... :lol:

"Was it really worth it? Only time and death may ever tell..." The Beautiful South - The Rose of My Cologne


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(while sparring with your instructor)

 

"Oh by the way, i got your daughter pregnant"

"When my enemy contracts I expand and when he expands I contract" - Bruce Lee

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OMG!!! I can just see his reaction .... oh boy. Too funny LOL.

 

Can this be called what NOT to DO to the instructor while he is teaching? LOL. Resist a technique LOL. He will make it hurt. I did that once or twice (last time was a couple of weeks ago ..... ouch).

Laurie F

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lol Rich_2k3!!

 

Heh at my old school, the scenario would be more like this:

 

Instructor is sparring a blue belt woman

 

Instructor: Oh by the way, I got your sister pregnant.

 

yup yup, actually happened. Well, not the conversation, but the pregnancy...and they had only been dating a few weeks. :(

1st dan & Asst. Instructor TKD 2000-2003


No matter the tune...if you can rock it, rock it hard.

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Use Keanu's voice for the whole class

 

*whoa..*

 

Continue to call your sensei Morpheus

In my past life I slayed hundreds

and the life before that

they played trumpets to warn you that I was coming.

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