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LOL! Wow these are so good it's hard to describe how much pain i'm in from laughing.

"Can you do backflips?" That was asked of a TKD instructor by a little kid where I took TKD for a month.

I have ninja monkies in my brain and they are using it as a trampaline.

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Funny, but sad because it's true:

A younger student who was moved up to the adult class decided he was going to kick one of the pieces of workout equipment (a large ball) when we assumed the push-up position one day in class. The workout was going to be 50 plank-ups, but because he decided that he was going to touch what wasn't his when not directed to do so, he was required to do 25 plank-ups, with his feet and legs elevated on the ball, and he had to start over from 1 every time his feet fell off the ball. After having to restart (no joke) over 20 times, each time my Sensei smiling and asking him in a loud voice "What number are you on?" this student finally answered with "I think I've answered enough..."

The entire class took a collective gasp and just looked right down at the floor while we were stretching...

"To win a fight without fighting, that is the true goal of a martial artist." -Grandmaster Nick Cerio

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When your instructor is doing a hawk-down:

"Wheeeee!"

When your instructor is leading warmups:

"Can we stop? I'm tired...

When your instructor is about to dismiss class:

"Can I stay with you? Pleeeeease?"

When your instructor grabs your gee for the beginning of a technique:

"AIEEEEEEEE! Molestation!"

When your instructor has just gotten a buzz-cut:

"It looks fluffy. Can I touch it?"

:lol: :lol: :D

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second degree brown belt, American/Shaolin kenpo karate

Deja Fu: The feeling that somehow, somewhere, you've been kicked in the head like this before.

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"Punk!" I wouldn't say that, not even under my breath/to myself in the fear that he'd have superman hearing/mind-reading abilities.

:P

**Proof is on the floor!!!

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A somewhat problematic student, ignoring our class etiquette, referred to me as "dude" and "man" several weeks ago. Lets just say he was reprimanded.

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