Chuilli, Kyo Sah Nim Posted April 30, 2007 Posted April 30, 2007 "thats it???""that looks cool, you should do XMA"--to a tma instructor"do i have to wait until im THAT old to get my black belt"--points to some ancient highly respected grandmaster K.Chuilli2nd Dan, InstructorKyo Sah NimMoo Duk Kwan Tang Soo Do
NY_Karatedork Posted August 25, 2007 Posted August 25, 2007 LOL! Wow these are so good it's hard to describe how much pain i'm in from laughing. "Can you do backflips?" That was asked of a TKD instructor by a little kid where I took TKD for a month. I have ninja monkies in my brain and they are using it as a trampaline.
ryukasagi Posted January 2, 2009 Posted January 2, 2009 "Can i test yet?"A kid asked my teacher that, it was the most annoying question ever. Currently a Blue Belt in AKKI Kenpo
wtKempostudent Posted January 4, 2009 Posted January 4, 2009 Funny, but sad because it's true:A younger student who was moved up to the adult class decided he was going to kick one of the pieces of workout equipment (a large ball) when we assumed the push-up position one day in class. The workout was going to be 50 plank-ups, but because he decided that he was going to touch what wasn't his when not directed to do so, he was required to do 25 plank-ups, with his feet and legs elevated on the ball, and he had to start over from 1 every time his feet fell off the ball. After having to restart (no joke) over 20 times, each time my Sensei smiling and asking him in a loud voice "What number are you on?" this student finally answered with "I think I've answered enough..."The entire class took a collective gasp and just looked right down at the floor while we were stretching... "To win a fight without fighting, that is the true goal of a martial artist." -Grandmaster Nick Cerio
Tiger1962 Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 oh my gosh! "Never argue with an idiot because they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." ~ Dilbert
Inya shaolin Posted March 3, 2009 Posted March 3, 2009 When your instructor is doing a hawk-down:"Wheeeee!"When your instructor is leading warmups:"Can we stop? I'm tired...When your instructor is about to dismiss class:"Can I stay with you? Pleeeeease?"When your instructor grabs your gee for the beginning of a technique:"AIEEEEEEEE! Molestation!"When your instructor has just gotten a buzz-cut:"It looks fluffy. Can I touch it?" --second degree brown belt, American/Shaolin kenpo karateDeja Fu: The feeling that somehow, somewhere, you've been kicked in the head like this before.
sensei8 Posted March 4, 2009 Posted March 4, 2009 "Punk!" I wouldn't say that, not even under my breath/to myself in the fear that he'd have superman hearing/mind-reading abilities. **Proof is on the floor!!!
rogue2257 Posted May 27, 2009 Posted May 27, 2009 A somewhat problematic student, ignoring our class etiquette, referred to me as "dude" and "man" several weeks ago. Lets just say he was reprimanded.
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