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"Do you know what your doing?"

When he's attempting to kick a target about 3 feet over his head with a jump spinning kick... "I don't think you'll hit it..."

At a tournament while practicing for our divisions. "Man, were both going to loose"

Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. - Nido Qubein

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Just because your instructor has a tendency to bounce like a boxer, and likes to hit to the head, is no reason to address him as 'Little Bunny Foo Foo' and tell him you're tired of being bopped.

can't....breathe! *face turns red* :lol:

"awe, can't you choose someone else to beat up?" (for those who are always the guini pig of the clas...i wouldn't suggest it *shrugs*

um i wouldn't really know because i'm not in a school (money *growls*)

Strike first. 'Til then i will not fight you.


Everytime someone calls JKD a style, Bruce turns over.


Why do I love Bruce Lee? Not because he was an awesome martial artist- but because his train of thought overlapped with mine even before I knew about him.

Thank you karate forums, for introducing me to Bruce Lee

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Marie Curie's signature: "You suck - train harder."

Only as good as I make myself be, only as bad as I let myself be.


Martial arts are like kinetic chess. Your move.

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i'm so tired i could die!

aren't you a little too old to be fighting?

i've seen this technique in a movie and i was wonder is you could do it.

yelling HEY SENSEI AM I DOING IT RIGHT?

<3

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I'm not sure if this is actually funny, but this IS true (for me at least): Don't EVER tell your instructor that you suck at something-- you WILL get yelled at!

If you're not laughin', you're not livin'!--Carlos Mencia

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"I already have it perfect"

One of my 7 year old students told me this when I told him to practice the things for his test next week. I had the students working on whatever they wanted, so long as they were working. He told me he had everything perfect, and thats why he wasn't working on anything... I told him to practice his stepping punches up and down the floor till I said stop.

Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. - Nido Qubein

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haha well its not so much a joke but a parent of a new kid came in one day to get a uniform... and she goes..."uhm where can i get one of those costumes???"(pointing to my do bahk)

i did all i could not to kill her hahah

in tang soo,

k.chuilli

K.Chuilli

2nd Dan, Instructor

Kyo Sah Nim

Moo Duk Kwan Tang Soo Do

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