Rateh Posted March 19, 2007 Posted March 19, 2007 "Do you know what your doing?"When he's attempting to kick a target about 3 feet over his head with a jump spinning kick... "I don't think you'll hit it..."At a tournament while practicing for our divisions. "Man, were both going to loose" Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. - Nido Qubein
Athena Posted March 27, 2007 Posted March 27, 2007 Just because your instructor has a tendency to bounce like a boxer, and likes to hit to the head, is no reason to address him as 'Little Bunny Foo Foo' and tell him you're tired of being bopped.can't....breathe! *face turns red* "awe, can't you choose someone else to beat up?" (for those who are always the guini pig of the clas...i wouldn't suggest it *shrugs*um i wouldn't really know because i'm not in a school (money *growls*) Strike first. 'Til then i will not fight you. Everytime someone calls JKD a style, Bruce turns over.Why do I love Bruce Lee? Not because he was an awesome martial artist- but because his train of thought overlapped with mine even before I knew about him. Thank you karate forums, for introducing me to Bruce Lee
baronbvp Posted April 3, 2007 Posted April 3, 2007 Marie Curie's signature: "You suck - train harder." Only as good as I make myself be, only as bad as I let myself be.Martial arts are like kinetic chess. Your move.
brokenswordx Posted April 6, 2007 Posted April 6, 2007 i'm so tired i could die!aren't you a little too old to be fighting?i've seen this technique in a movie and i was wonder is you could do it.yelling HEY SENSEI AM I DOING IT RIGHT? <3
boyo1991 Posted April 6, 2007 Posted April 6, 2007 LOL "ok, well i must warn you, im an orange belt on karateforums!"
cnada Posted April 6, 2007 Posted April 6, 2007 I'm not sure if this is actually funny, but this IS true (for me at least): Don't EVER tell your instructor that you suck at something-- you WILL get yelled at! If you're not laughin', you're not livin'!--Carlos Mencia
boyo1991 Posted April 6, 2007 Posted April 6, 2007 i had to learn that the hard way.... "ok, well i must warn you, im an orange belt on karateforums!"
Rateh Posted April 6, 2007 Posted April 6, 2007 "I already have it perfect"One of my 7 year old students told me this when I told him to practice the things for his test next week. I had the students working on whatever they wanted, so long as they were working. He told me he had everything perfect, and thats why he wasn't working on anything... I told him to practice his stepping punches up and down the floor till I said stop. Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. - Nido Qubein
boyo1991 Posted April 6, 2007 Posted April 6, 2007 lol, yea nothing but step punches..... "ok, well i must warn you, im an orange belt on karateforums!"
Chuilli, Kyo Sah Nim Posted April 24, 2007 Posted April 24, 2007 haha well its not so much a joke but a parent of a new kid came in one day to get a uniform... and she goes..."uhm where can i get one of those costumes???"(pointing to my do bahk)i did all i could not to kill her hahahin tang soo,k.chuilli K.Chuilli2nd Dan, InstructorKyo Sah NimMoo Duk Kwan Tang Soo Do
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