Keumgang Posted December 6, 2004 Posted December 6, 2004 "Grand Master, What's the point in standing in the horse stance for 30 minutes straight???????" There are no inns on the highway to death. For whose house will I stay in tonite?Prince Otsu, Japan 751 AD
senna_trem Posted January 18, 2005 Posted January 18, 2005 "Oooh. Check out your muscles! Can I have a feel?"(Said while fluttering eyelashes)This actually reminds me of something... I was partnered up with my Sensei and we were doing combinations. And I was a little sheepish about actually punching him, but then I did start doing it. And I'm just a little white belt, so I don't have much control and so he tensed up his stomache muscles just in case a punch when awry. So the first time I punched him it was like "Holy crap, wall of muscle!" Seriously, like a freakin wall. "I think therefore I am" Rene Descartes
AngelaG Posted January 18, 2005 Posted January 18, 2005 Was that you that passed wind? Tokonkai Karate-do Instructorhttp://www.karateresource.com Kata, Bunkai, Articles, Reviews, History, Uncovering the Myths, Discussion Forum
NineTailedFox Posted January 19, 2005 Posted January 19, 2005 At my Hapkido school there is this kid (he just barely qualifies for adult class) who I really think might be learning disabled, which in that case, i guess i could be nicer to him. one time my instructor was in the middle of showing us a wrist lock, my master was talking and showing us the technique, this kid interupts and asks how much does a staff cost if he buys it from the school. we all just looked at each other like wtf? my master's response was a little too nice in my opinion.
June1 Posted January 19, 2005 Posted January 19, 2005 LOL! That's priceless!!! It's not that funny if he really is learning disabled, though. Kool Kiais: ICE! DIE! KITES! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH! KIAI!"Know Thyself""Circumstances make me who I am."
NineTailedFox Posted January 20, 2005 Posted January 20, 2005 i'm not sure... he is really dumb though. the only reason i say that he might be is because my instructor is so patient with him. i dunno
KUNTA KINTE Posted January 21, 2005 Posted January 21, 2005 When i first started i thought what would happen if i just went and hit my sifu. The right to keep and bear Arms.
younwhagrl Posted October 6, 2005 Posted October 6, 2005 These are hilarious!I think you shouldnt say to your instructor:"These forms are stupid, I don't see the point!"and telling the person (a lower rank) warming up class..."You can skip sit ups and push ups..."..and then the instructor walks in and catches you doing it...lets just say we signed our death certificates saying that... •JUST TRAIN•Student of the Han Method"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's allready tomorrow in Australia" Charles Schultzhttps://www.YounWha.com
karatekid1975 Posted October 6, 2005 Posted October 6, 2005 hehehehe. I'm the other way around. I love to tourture the lower ranks with my warm-ups hehehehehehe. But then, our instructor as "plans" too .... eeekkkk LOL Laurie F
y2_sub Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 These are hilarious!I think you shouldnt say to your instructor:"These forms are stupid, I don't see the point!"I actually said it once to my Sensei , next thing i knew is me doing 50 push ups Moon might shine upon the innocent and the guilty alike
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