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"Grand Master, What's the point in standing in the horse stance for 30 minutes straight???????"

There are no inns on the highway to death. For whose house will I stay in tonite?


Prince Otsu, Japan 751 AD

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"Oooh. Check out your muscles! Can I have a feel?"(Said while fluttering eyelashes)

This actually reminds me of something... I was partnered up with my Sensei and we were doing combinations. And I was a little sheepish about actually punching him, but then I did start doing it. And I'm just a little white belt, so I don't have much control and so he tensed up his stomache muscles just in case a punch when awry. So the first time I punched him it was like "Holy crap, wall of muscle!" Seriously, like a freakin wall.

"I think therefore I am" Rene Descartes

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At my Hapkido school there is this kid (he just barely qualifies for adult class) who I really think might be learning disabled, which in that case, i guess i could be nicer to him. one time my instructor was in the middle of showing us a wrist lock, my master was talking and showing us the technique, this kid interupts and asks how much does a staff cost if he buys it from the school. we all just looked at each other like wtf? my master's response was a little too nice in my opinion.

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LOL! That's priceless!!! It's not that funny if he really is learning disabled, though.

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"Circumstances make me who I am."

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These are hilarious!

I think you shouldnt say to your instructor:

"These forms are stupid, I don't see the point!"

and telling the person (a lower rank) warming up class...

"You can skip sit ups and push ups..."

..and then the instructor walks in and catches you doing it...lets just say we signed our death certificates saying that...

JUST TRAIN

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hehehehe. I'm the other way around. I love to tourture the lower ranks with my warm-ups hehehehehehe. But then, our instructor as "plans" too .... eeekkkk LOL

Laurie F

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These are hilarious!

I think you shouldnt say to your instructor:

"These forms are stupid, I don't see the point!"

I actually said it once to my Sensei , next thing i knew is me doing 50 push ups

Moon might shine upon the innocent and the guilty alike

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